goof333
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:13 PM |
when they really have no idea what they are talking about or any experience on the subject.
Mom: You one baby chicken is going to die. D:
Me: WHAT?
Eldest sister: Yea see she is not moving, I hatched one once and after it didn't move it died just like that.
Mom: I TOLD YOU TO BUY HEALTHY CHICKENS. SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPEND WHEN I AM NOT THERE TO SURPERVISE YOUR EVERY DECISION.
Sister: look its eyes are closed! its dieing!
Me: no its asleep, the others are asleep to. There just a few days old they sleep a-
Mom: NOO SEE I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN. THEY DONT SLEEP SO MUCH.
Me: no no they do sleep what wrong with you both
Sister: YOU ARE AN IDIOT ITS GOING TO DIE
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baka
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:14 PM |
| yeah well I'm an expert on expertise and you're wrong so there |
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:15 PM |
| do you have insurance for ZOMBIE CHICKENS |
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WikiThis
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:16 PM |
| Watch it be perfectly okay. |
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MrDiddy7
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:17 PM |
| Sounds like me with computer functions and programming. I do know how to work with the inside of a computer though. |
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goof333
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:19 PM |
A zombie chicken would be the most depressingly cute thing ever.
CONTINUED
Me: THERE ONLY A FEW DAYS OLD, THEY SLEEP A LOT.
Sister: But its not moving
Me: LOOK! -picks it up-
Mom and Sister: GO WASH YOU HANDS IT COULD HAVE A HORRIBLE DISEASE LIKE SALMONILA OR THE SWINE FLU.
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goof333
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:20 PM |
>Watch it be perfectly okay.
She is a little younger and weaker than the other two, but she is not doing anything abnormal.
:C
JEEVES it is the one you named. |
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:21 PM |
salmonella*
i is gramer ekzpert |
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AlixeTiir
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:22 PM |
what if they are experts though
or at least well read in the subject
what then
also, aww baby chickens
~you're just 5-liters of blood sloshing in a meatbag |
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goof333
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:22 PM |
I have hatched and raised chickens for 9 years now and I have only ever lost one.
But for the record it had splayed legs and I COULD HAVE SPLINTED THEM but again my mother insisted there was something deathly wrong with it and had it put to sleep.
:C |
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:23 PM |
Riley?
Awwww I named a chicken C: |
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goof333
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:24 PM |
>what if they are experts though
or at least well read in the subject
what then
also, aww baby chickens"
No no no no they are not experts at anything. e-e
My sister said she had been hacked and had a virus. Everyone freaked out and in the end it turned out she set her internet connections wrong, this was found out only after she canceled some credit cards.
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AlixeTiir
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:26 PM |
okay then
did your family fall off the dumb bus or did you just fall off the smart train
~you're just 5-liters of blood sloshing in a meatbag |
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goof333
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:26 PM |
>Riley?
Awwww I named a chicken C:"
Yes I liked that one and it fit her perfectly.
They all have been through quite a bit of stress and shock though from shipment. The feed store I bought them from just got them by truck yesterday and were selling them today.
It is a lot of stress for little newly hatched babies. :C |
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goof333
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:29 PM |
@AlixeTiir, both busses ran them over at the bus stop.
I just hope this doesn't end up like the last baby chicken they said something was wrong with. :C
Every day I thank my lucky stars I share no relation with them or there messed up genetics. x3 |
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goof333
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:30 PM |
>Can we b friends?
Ok why not? C: |
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:36 PM |
@goof
YEY!
BTW I got the name Riley from... I have a friend named Riley Rundle.
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goof333
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:54 PM |
Gosh dang it now my mom is in there banging on there cage.
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:58 PM |
@goof
if i were you...
*points 6mm bb gun at her*
STEP AWAY FROM THE CAGE! |
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goof333
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| 22 Feb 2014 10:59 PM |
She is making me trade in the chicken tomorrow for a different one. D:
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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| 22 Feb 2014 11:02 PM |
@goof
DAT MADPPEFOKR TIBHC!
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| 22 Feb 2014 11:03 PM |
| What names did you decide on? |
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| 22 Feb 2014 11:06 PM |
@goof
Name her replacement Gwynivere.
I predict it will fit her. |
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goof333
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| 22 Feb 2014 11:27 PM |
@Jeeves, alright then, since the one being replace was named by you I will let you name this one also. C:
And I have not completely decided on the others names. |
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