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| 20 Feb 2014 06:31 PM |
SO ONE DAY THEM MAGICAL GUY SCRUBS DECIDED "YO GUIZ WHAT DOWN HERE IN DA HOOD GOTTA GET SUMMADAT BLINGY BLINGZ YADIG?" SO THEY MADE SOME SWEET RINGS YO THEY BE ALL MAGICAL AN THINZ CUZ DEY ELVES YO. THEN THE DARK LORD OF WHATEVER DUN SED "YO WHUT UP IMMA MAKE ME SUMMADAT BLINGBLING TOO SO THERE WHAT GONE GET ME SUMMADAT MOOLAH" SO THE DARK LORD OF BRIDGEPORT MADE THIS AWESOME RING AND HE CALLED IT THE MASTER RING CUZ IT'S MASTERFUL OR WHATEVS.
SO THEN THE DARK LORD OF BRIDGEPORT WAS ALL "COME GET SUM!!!" AND HE WENT ALL POPPAYANN CAPS IN EVERYONE WITH HIS COOLIO BRIDGEPORT-RING IN DA HOOD. HE WAS ALL REKKIN EVERYONE BUT THEN A GUY WAS ALL "1V1 U V ME GO NOW" AND HE CUT OFF THE DARK LORD'S BOID-FLIPPIN' FINGER WHICH WAS THE ONE WITH THE MASTER RING ON IT.
CUT TO DA FUTURRR YO CUZ DAT AINT THE END O DAT YO. SO DIS GUI HIZ NAME BE SMEEGULL OR SEAGULL OR SOMETHIN BUT HE AINT NO THANG SO HIS HOMIE FOUND DA MOISTURE RING WHAT IN THAT RIVER THERE AND HE BE ALL "CHECK OUT MY BLING MUTHAHOBAAHT!" BUT SEAGULL WENT ALL POPPAN CAPS IN HIS OWN HOMIE CUZ THE MOISTURE RING TOLD HIM TO. THEN HE GO DOWN BACK TO HIS MANCAVE WHERE HE BECAME AN UGLY LITL PIECE OF WORK CALLED GOLLUM OR GULL-EM OR WHATEVER.
THEN THIS GUY NAMED BILBO BAGGINS HE LIVIN IT UP IN DA RICHGUY HOOD WITH ALL DA UTHA SOCES BUT THEN DIS HOMIE NAMED GANDALF DUN BE ALL "BILBO HOMIE U ME ADVENTUR NOW DAWG" SO DEY AN A BUNCHO LITTLE PEOPLE WENT ON A RIDE IN THEIR SWEETMOBILES TO THE FOREVER ALONE MOUNTAIN WHERE WENT TO A BIG OL CAVE FULLO BLINGBLING BUT BEFORE THEY GOT THERE BILBUH MET SEAGULL AND TOOK THE MOISTURE RING FROM HIM AND THAT MADE SEAGULL SAD 'CUZ DAS HIS ONLY BLINGBLING.
SO AS BILBUH AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE WERE IN THE MOUNTAIN PLACE THEY MET A BIG DRAGON NAMED SMUG OR SOMETHING. SMUG WAS ALL "YO HOMIES GET OUTA MY BLINGBLING CAVE AN GO BACK TO BRIDGEPORT WIVVYO DUMMAY SELVES WHUTUP" AN THEY HAD A BIG FITE WITH BILBUH WINNING.
THEN THERE WAS THIS GUY NAMED FROIDOH WHO WAS BILBUHS SONNYBOI OR SOMETHING AN BILBUH WAS ALL "HOMIESONGUY YOU HAVE TO DESTROY THIS BLINGBLING AND SAVE CONNECTICUT" AND HE GAVE FROIDOH THE MOISTURE RING CUZ IT WAS ALL EVIL AN STUFF. THEN FROIDOH AND HIS HOMIE SAM WENT TO THE DARK LORD OF BRIDGEPORT MANCAVE IN THE LAND OF BRIDGEPORT AND THEY WERE ALL "YO HOMIE DUN REKD UR RING WHUTUP DAWG GET DOWN HEEYA" AND A TOWER BLEW UP.
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wazgriz
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| 20 Feb 2014 06:38 PM |
| put this into text to speech program |
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Guest000o
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| 20 Feb 2014 06:39 PM |
@Steve
Doing that right now. |
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Guest000o
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| 20 Feb 2014 06:45 PM |
>And save connecticut
'cut represent! |
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Guest000o
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| 20 Feb 2014 06:49 PM |
| Your mom's too FAT to read. |
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| 20 Feb 2014 06:53 PM |
| he'll need some burn cream for that wound |
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domoman33
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| 21 Feb 2014 08:41 AM |
| ugly/ugly because you're ugly |
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