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Re: Story time with Gamefreak1109 (...once again)

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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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19 Feb 2014 04:42 AM
this happened around july last year, but i figured i would finally share this spectacular moment with the people of ot

so after a long exhausting day of pulling strange objects out of corn, i was relieved to know that soon i would be able to throw myself on the bed and rest my poor fragile head upon my pillow. during the bus ride home, i had felt completely fine – until, the exact instant i signed out and walked off of the bus, the tables had turned and i suddenly had an irresistible, increasing urge to use the bathroom.

now keep in mind folks that the walk from the bus stop to my house is roughly 12 minutes, also keep in mind that through the course of that entire work day, i had not went to the bathroom a single time all day.

i was carrying my backpack in one hand and my cooler in the other while carefully waddling down the sidewalk, and even with my bladder about to explode you could tell i was entirely determined to make it all the way to my house. but alas, eventually my steps started getting shorter, i kept trying to fight the urge but it was too powerful. i had then dropped both my backpack and cooler onto the sidewalk, took a couple steps, fell to my knees and let the inevitable happen.

and before you say it, i know, i'm a remarkably vile and revolting creature that should not ever be allowed to even set foot outside. but the most truly wonderful part about that moment was that not a SINGLE SOUL was around to witness it. that's right – it was just me, the trees, my pee, and dupree. afterwards i picked up my stuff, walked away and pretended like it never even happened.

and that's my story

tl;dr: i went pee-pee on the sidewalk
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yoshiandgoomba2 is not online. yoshiandgoomba2
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19 Feb 2014 04:45 AM
The story was told so beautifully.
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DOOMILES is not online. DOOMILES
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19 Feb 2014 04:46 AM
the trees saw it

[Xenomorph of RT]
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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19 Feb 2014 04:46 AM
there's just something so sublime about peeing in the middle of a sidewalk
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fang13674 is not online. fang13674
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19 Feb 2014 04:47 AM
the trees saw it
shouldn't of left witnesses
they are diabolical
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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19 Feb 2014 04:47 AM
oh lord no the trees are out to destroy my reputation once again

damn you mother nature
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WarbearNomkins is not online. WarbearNomkins
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19 Feb 2014 04:49 AM
The story was told so beautifully. [2]
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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19 Feb 2014 04:54 AM
i tried to make it as captivating as possible

should i publish this as a book guys
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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19 Feb 2014 05:05 AM
come on people don't be afraid to read my wall of words

reading is fun
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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19 Feb 2014 06:06 PM
bump
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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19 Feb 2014 06:08 PM
ghhg`gh`ff`f`gh`hg`h
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moonlight9989 is not online. moonlight9989
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19 Feb 2014 06:17 PM
wowao u r disgsuoting homnan bengign do u knswo how many pelope walk on tohoat sidewalik ???????^^^??^^?^??^

i am call poklikce and u wil b e arrsetse!!!
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youknoe986 is not online. youknoe986
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19 Feb 2014 06:18 PM
ogm
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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19 Feb 2014 06:29 PM
qatwqawawea
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fastlane250 is not online. fastlane250
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19 Feb 2014 06:30 PM
"pulling strange objects out of corn"
sounds exciting
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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19 Feb 2014 06:31 PM
"sounds exciting"

by strange things i meant tassels

because i was uh

de-tasseling
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fastlane250 is not online. fastlane250
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19 Feb 2014 06:32 PM
well that ruins that for me

i take the small chuckle i had back
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XTGNecro is not online. XTGNecro
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19 Feb 2014 06:33 PM
NSA IS ALWAYS WATCHING
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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19 Feb 2014 06:50 PM
you nasty fasty
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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19 Feb 2014 07:29 PM
bump
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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20 Feb 2014 12:17 AM
gtfgv
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IcyTheHedgehog is not online. IcyTheHedgehog
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20 Feb 2014 12:18 AM
ogm hi gamefreak

go back to publishing pokemon games pls
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Gamefreak1109 is not online. Gamefreak1109
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20 Feb 2014 12:20 AM
no u icy

polkaman is for nerds ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IcyTheHedgehog is not online. IcyTheHedgehog
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20 Feb 2014 12:20 AM
wow

u hurt my feelers ;(
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Vanilla981 is not online. Vanilla981
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20 Feb 2014 12:21 AM
So beautiful it made me cry
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