solman123
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| 17 Feb 2014 09:46 PM |
Note: I was given 100% permission from Flunken, the original creator. Wanna be in it? Here: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=126059533
~A So-So Day~
It was an ok day in OT. It was cloudy, and you can barely see the sun, but it wasn't raining at least. There were no birds, and the air was rough. Trolls, newbags, and flamers ran about. Why? It was OT, thats why. It was an average day on OT. Guess what happened next? Bad things. Duh. My name is Solman123, the Breaker of Walls, and you are reading possibly the best story ever. That is why my name is the Breaker of Walls.
Pie had his nose in a book. Usually. This time, he was reading about how to disarm a troll before it infects you. Some OTers gathered around as he read his book. He started to read it out loud. Pie was, rather well known. He's an 11er, so a number respect him. He then read a line from his book. "And, the ultimate spell, if all else fails against a troll. You must chant these words. Klaatu Barada..." He paused. "Wait, the last part is cut out. I think I know what it is, due to popular culture." Pie started to chant. "KLAATU. BARADU... Uh... RICHIESAN." The skies started to darken even more. It started to rain. Then snow. Then hail. Then rain, again. One of the OTers listening to his book, Winni, came up to him. "What in the name of the ID Gods did you do?" Winni yelled. The wind was loud. "I don't know! I just yelled a magical spell from a book that I found on the floor at the borders between OT and ATR!" Cried Pie. "YOU FOOL! ITS KLAATU, BARADU, NIKTO! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING!? YOU INCORPORATED YOUR VERSION WITH ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL DEMONS IN THE HISTORY OF OT!" Yelled Winni.
Suddenly, you should know what happened if you read Flunkens well-made original version of the story. The face of.. RICHIESAN appeared in the sky! Not Shedletsky, but Richiesan, who I, the great Solman123, Oracle of Forums and Breaker of Walls, shall call Richie as I speak this great parody to you!
"Hi, OTers. I am Richie. You may remember me from such events as the Day that Grayssake was Ban, and the September Banning of 2013, which is the same day! I was contacted by Shedletsky himself, mentioning that I should go back on OT. I was really bored, so of course, I did. Even more, I have been bestowed with the power of David, also known as Builderman HIMSELF, and I am now a SUPER MODERATOR. We are planning on merging ALL the Club Houses together! The clanscrubs of C&G will pwn you with their 1337 raiding and SFing skills, the nation of RT will annoy you with their grammarphobic-ness and the traders of LMAD will spam you with trade requests, as they have already done with your stories narrator! Your devil. and soon to be warden, has returned! Prepare to be TERMINATED! Bye, see you later!" Said Richie, in a very, very, VERY long sentence. Richie then vanished from the sky. The OTers started to scream, run, and panic. Shedletsky then appeared in the sky. "Is it really that bad? I mean, I like Richie. He was really helpful finding and hunting the rule breakers. Clubhouses being one forum isn't that bad. It will save space. Anyways, bye! OT will be DIGESTED with the rest of the clubhouses, into one big pile of crap!" Said Shedletsky. He then vanished.
Everyone stopped running. Everyone was silent. One of the OTers, Shibe Doge (grates), a new OTer, who was sitting at a park bench with a few other OTers, finished a BLOXY cola and stood up. "Much wow, this is the very first crappy update they told us ahead of time. Such bad." Said Shibe Doge. OTers started to nod and murmer. "yes, he's right!" "Uh-huh." "This is bad!" Another of the OTers at the table with him, Ante, stood up. "Guys, this isn't good. Are we going to let this happen? Are we going to let the crappy clanscrubs of C&G capture our flags? NO! Are we going to let RT troll us to Banland? NO! ARE WE GOING TO LET LMAD COME AND TAKE OUR LIMITEDS?" Yelled Ante. "NO!" The majority of OTers chanted. "THEN LETS FIGHT BACK!" Ante yelled as he drew his sword. Most of the OTers drew their weapons with them. Guns were heard being loaded. Guns were sharpened. People were ready.
Minutes passed. "Maybe they won't be coming anytime today?" I, Solman123 said, standing in a crowd of OTers. "He makes much points..." Said Shibe Doges. Marching was heard outside the gates of OT. "GUYS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!" Yelled FemShep, from the top of the gates. She volunteered as gatekeeper a while back, and she was doing a pretty good job at it, too. The sound of her gun firing was heard. Everyone started to get themselves on guard again. Standing in front of the gates, they were ready. "They're here! All the clubhouses are here! TO INVADE US!" Yelled FemShep. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, PIE!" I yelled, among the OTers, holding a Red Kantana and a pitch black shield
"Oops." Pie said to himself.
Next chapter coming soon. |
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alnick
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| 17 Feb 2014 09:47 PM |
| i'm not reading this if it's not a vore fic |
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XTGNecro
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| 17 Feb 2014 09:49 PM |
| not reading until you put me in it |
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Anikinis
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neongoo51
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| 17 Feb 2014 09:50 PM |
Wow, I'm not included... Again.
/ERROR: Signature.exe has stopped working |
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ExpShare
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| 17 Feb 2014 09:51 PM |
"anybody actually read it"
I did
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solman123
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| 17 Feb 2014 09:54 PM |
| Neon, Jebus, your next, so are you Exp. Exp, thanks. |
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| 17 Feb 2014 09:56 PM |
Wow, I made a mistake...
Also, I forgot to mention Pie is a shorter character as stated by Flunken in The Merging. |
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goof333
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solman123
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| 17 Feb 2014 10:03 PM |
winne you had enough everyone gets more next chapter remember this is almost parallel to Flunken's story. |
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solman123
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goof333
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| 17 Feb 2014 10:23 PM |
| When will there be chapter 2? |
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solman123
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| 17 Feb 2014 10:31 PM |
I'm working on Chapter 2. All of you are in it, as far as I can tell. |
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maxjelly
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XTGNecro
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| 17 Feb 2014 10:33 PM |
| il be sitting here when I'm not in it |
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Permyriad
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| 01 Apr 2015 01:38 AM |
| why does the title remind me of vore |
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