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| 14 Feb 2014 09:46 PM |
A laser bolt and a missile whizzed past my Jedi star fighter.
Why me? Why?
Let me explain. After I had captured MiaHarper (and payed the manager for breaking his nice glass wall), I had been called back to active duty. Right now, me and SongofSwords, another Jedi assassin, were on a mission. Our target: EarthboundFTW. She was a Separatist admiral. She was brilliant...too brilliant. We had already suffered several setbacks at her hands. It was time for her to go.
We had engaged EarthboundFTW's fleet about four parsecs from Teppiden, a Republic controlled planet. It was Song's and my job to board Earth's cruiser and take her down. Right now, it was going...okay. I was currently being chased by four vulture droids, but eh, no biggie. Well, actually, judging from the beeping lights on the control panel of my green Jedi star fighter, the 12 missiles that had just been launched in my direction were closing fast.
I swung my fighter behind a Separatist frigate hoping to shake some of the missiles. Of course, no such luck. It didn't help that the four vulture droids wouldn't lay off their stupid laser cannons.
I looped my ship around and charged straight towards the vulture droids. A few lasers skinned my ship but not enough for concern. I flew right between two of the vulture droids, and just as I'd hoped, they hit the missiles.
"BEEEEEEEEEP," R7 squeaked. He was in the astro-droid socket in my ship.
"Yeah, it was rather clever, you're right," I responded. I called SongofSwords from my ship. She answered.
"How are you doing? Get rid of those vulture droids?" she asked.
"Yeah, yeah I did. We need to meet on the starboard side of EarthboundFTW's ship! We can board via the nearest hangar."
"Gotchya."
I flew towards the starboard side. I saw her purple fighter over there. We sped towards the hangar side by side.
"Shields should be down on that side. Our cruisers dealt her ship a pretty severe beating," I informed Song.
"Good. This should be easy."
We sped into the hangar and landed. Naturally there were a billion droids just waiting for us, but nothing we couldn't handle. I flipped out my green and blue lightsabers and waded through them. I saw Song doing the same with her blue saber. This was going well.
But apparently "This was going well" is a thought that should never enter my mind. Three turrets dropped down from the hangar ceiling. I jumped back before a torrent of lasers hit me. Song and I were pinned down behind a crate.
"Any bright ideas?" she asked.
"One or two," I replied. "They will all most likely have ill effects on my health, though."
"Better you than me."
"You are so encouraging."
"I try. Now use one of those bright ideas."
I sighed. Always me. I readied my lightsaber. I'd have to do this right. I stood up from behind the crate as as stream of lasers came towards me. I blocked them the best I could with my blue saber. Then, I threw my green saber at the turrets. I arced the path of my lightsaber with the Force and managed to hit all three turrets. I Force pushed the rest of the droids back against the wall.
Song stood up. "Well, that worked," she said.
"No thanks to you," I scoffed.
"Yeah yeah yeah. Let's just get this over with."
"Right. There is a corridor over there. They know were here, so we should probably crawl through the infustructure of the ship."
"Sounds good."
We went to the corridor and cut a whole in the ceiling. Then, we crawled. It was slow, but at least we didn't have to stop to kill droids every ten seconds. Finally, we reached the bridge.
I cut a hole in the floor, and we sprang out. Our lightsabers glowed in the dim light of the bridge. EarthboundFTW turned and looked at us. Droids readied their blasters.
"Good, you're finally here. Took you long enough," she said.
"Enjoy these moments, Earth. They will be your last," I snarled.
"I don't think so," she retorted.
Just then, the blast doors closed. Holes opened up in the ceiling and commando droids slid out of them. They were armed with laser swords and blasters. There must have been at least twelve of them.
"It looked like these are going yo be YOUR last moments, Jedi scum." She looked at the droids. "Kill them."
Song and I readied our sabers. The droids charged.
Link to chapter updates and intro: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=118443665
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| 14 Feb 2014 09:46 PM |
i only read like 2 of these my gosh
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| 14 Feb 2014 09:47 PM |
I thought this was like Cole Phelps.
Like LAPD Phelps
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| 14 Feb 2014 09:49 PM |
@Flunken
You got some catching up to do there.
@iluv
Not even close lol.
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| 14 Feb 2014 10:00 PM |
plot twist: commando droids turn out to be cardboard cutouts
ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏɪsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ/ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʟɪɢʜᴛs ᴍʏ ғɪʀᴇ |
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| 15 Feb 2014 08:57 AM |
ERMAHGAWD MIKEY HOW DID U NO?
~The OT Snowman~ |
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| 15 Feb 2014 09:02 AM |
i'm a wizard
ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏɪsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ/ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʟɪɢʜᴛs ᴍʏ ғɪʀᴇ |
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| 15 Feb 2014 09:07 AM |
2awesome4me
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| 15 Feb 2014 09:08 AM |
god
Forum trolls go under the OT bridge, so don't go there-Apple |
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| 17 Feb 2014 05:25 PM |
| you should name a droid r05 |
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| 17 Feb 2014 05:25 PM |
Well thanks a lot, Swift. Screw you too.
XD
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| 17 Feb 2014 05:27 PM |
| i must be earth's main assassin then |
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| 17 Feb 2014 05:29 PM |
I'm debating on whether or not to let her survive. If she does, maybe you will be her assassin.....
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| 17 Feb 2014 05:30 PM |
| or maybe hunt you down with a space armada for vengeance |
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| 17 Feb 2014 05:31 PM |
Whoa, cool, how did I miss reading this chapter?
And yaaay, my saber is blue! :) |
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| 17 Feb 2014 05:39 PM |
@Swift, yeah you probably would. But we already know what happens to people hunt me.
@Song, I have big plans for your character.
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| 17 Feb 2014 05:41 PM |
but you forgot i am the grand swift
i'm telepathic and have magic parrot |
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| 17 Feb 2014 05:41 PM |
"I have big plans for your character."
Does it involve a lot of sabers? ;) |
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| 17 Feb 2014 05:46 PM |
@Swift - No match for mah powa
@Song - Why yes. Yes it does.
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| 17 Feb 2014 05:48 PM |
Don't be sad, swift. We will have an epic battle. Who knows how it will go.
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