ihatemlp2
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| 10 Feb 2014 06:02 PM |
The Universe is under attack.
The demon lord Lord English, has commenced his assault on the universe. Under the benevolent guise of Doc Scratch, Lord English seeks to destroy the minds of everyone in the universe and bind them to his tyrranical will. Once he has made mindless slaves of this universe, Lord English will rule the the universe with an iron fist.
There are those who oppose Lord English. Drawn together by mysterious forces, mad scientists and sorcerors, warriors, scholars and surrealists have banded together into a fighting force capable of standing against Lord English's power and the power of his servants. With the mystic blade of the Caledfwlch leading the way, these warriors fight a neverending battle against the forces of Evil and Stupidity.
They are the Jihad to Destroy Lord English.
So you want to really know what's going on? What if I were to tell you that our universe is under attack from a demon lord and his allies, a race of extraterrestrial juggalos? That this unholy alliance seeks to either make us their slaves or destroy us utterly?
And that the demon lord himself leads the invasion under the benevolent guise of the excellent host Doc Scratch?
Let's get started!
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Osd3001
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| 10 Feb 2014 06:04 PM |
isn't this supposed to be on rp
Error 404: Reasons to care not found. |
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| 10 Feb 2014 06:05 PM |
| oh god not the welsh sword |
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Rileeyyy
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| 10 Feb 2014 06:06 PM |
Name: abiz al-shankar Gender: male Age: like idk 29 Race: middle eastern (iraqi) Apperance: balding, terrible teeth, dark skin, short, beard, jeans, boots, tshirt Weapon:none other then trusty kalashnikov Other: hes a jihadi |
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| 10 Feb 2014 06:09 PM |
Name: Mohammed Al-Kazar Gender: Male Age: 50 or something Race: Afghan Appearance: Dark skin, yellow teeth, long beard, turban, dirty t-shirt and jeans Weapon: old AK47 with a pickup truck Other: hes also a jihadi |
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| 10 Feb 2014 06:09 PM |
Name: eridan ampora Gender: male Age: 6 Alternian solar sweeps(13 earth years) Race: sea dwwelling troll Apperance: like eridan Weapon: Ahab's Crosshairs Other: wwhatevver
Your mother is conspiring with ∆ Illuminati ∆ to create Godzilla. |
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ihatemlp2
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| 10 Feb 2014 06:24 PM |
Name: Zayn Malik Gender: Male Age: 20 Race: Human Apperance: Zayn Malik Weapon: Plane Other: poop
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ihatemlp2
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ihatemlp2
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Mupapapam
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| 10 Feb 2014 08:22 PM |
Name: lenon kuwtata Gender: me Age: me Race: schnauzer Apperance: chloe Weapon: me Other: yes |
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ihatemlp2
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| 11 Feb 2014 05:23 PM |
| ill bring the pickup truck, the bomb vests, and the aks |
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ihatemlp2
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ihatemlp2
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| 13 Feb 2014 05:07 PM |
Name:Jesus gender:Unknown race:black as hail111 appearance:beard ripped shirt ripped pants crazy hair with a comb stuck on it weapon:pistol Other:gimme my kfc mf111 |
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Feminists
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| 13 Feb 2014 05:10 PM |
Name: Osama Bin Laden Gender: Male Age: 54 Race: Arabic Appearance: What Osama Bin Laden looks like. Weapon: Other Arabs, bombs, planes, anything that can explode. Other: Is Barack Obama's uncle.
DanBrowned, the sultan of Off Topic. |
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ihatemlp2
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| 13 Feb 2014 05:49 PM |
Name: lolzersaur9000 Gender: shemale Age: 69 Race: Ethiopian Apperance: fat, tall, lizard claws, and a laptop implated into brain for unlimited on the go internets Weapon: airsoft gun Other: likes reading the bible
I AM SUPER REBELLION COMMANDER
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ihatemlp2
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ihatemlp2
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| 15 Feb 2014 06:42 AM |
Zayn
I fly my plane into a building. |
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| 15 Feb 2014 06:43 AM |
| THE J1H4D T0 D3STR0Y BARNEY!!! |
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ihatemlp2
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| 15 Feb 2014 05:23 PM |
Name: Muarie Koptob Gender: Girl Age: 17 Race: Troll/human cross breed Apperance: Steroetypical nerd guy, except with long luchious [non-existent color] hair Weapon: Bat with nails-kind Other: Hard to control. You can get her to do things by simply asking her every time.
THis isn't 2007 |
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