Olfrin
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| 12 Feb 2014 01:43 PM |
ok I've had to explain this story several thousand times to my adoring fans and worshippers
It all started as roblox being one dimension (because some heretics worship it in that way) and real life being another dimension, with the beardamore realm being a subdimension in ROBLOX. now, everyone who inhabited it had a beard of length several feet long. everyone in the beardamore realm would live around 3000 years, and could do so because of the vast amount of exercise they do within this realm, unlike YOU YES YOU. now, once a beardamore reaches 3000 years old, his beard will grow several million miles long, tall and wide, creating a giant sphere. they would then float up in the air and shoot into the dimension of roblox and in a lot of cases real life. there was a evil man in the beardamore dimension know as viktor stenchchild, the Russian alterego of Colourtheory, who would float around in space with a box of matches, and would set fire to these bearded men - stars, as you lot call them, causing them to burn; but their beard hair is thick, and so they will burn for several billion years before exploding once the vast fire reaches their core. the fire lit up the night. now, on one event, viktor stenchchild found a way into the beardamore dimension, and set fire to one man's beard, who then panicked and set fire to the rest of the beardamore race's beards, causing a mass destruction event of burning beards and wildlife. to stop this from spreading, 100 beardamore wizards used their vast knowledge of beards to cease the flames, but not with great sacrifice; they had to shorten the beards of their comrades, which would in turn, end up killing them. there were known to be only 100 survivors; the original 100 wizards; i am one of them, this is my story
heh 10/10 lore ultimate story |
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