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| 11 Feb 2014 09:29 PM |
Did you know that chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone...
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Skanea
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:29 PM |
hahah so funny and original!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ExpShare
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:30 PM |
"chuck Norris"
Get out
I'll use my trusty frying pan... as a drying pan! |
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Slash2160
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:30 PM |
YEAH HE HAS ARMS TO USE
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles. |
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AX360
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:31 PM |
What did the Bartender say when Oxygen,Hydrogen,Sulfer,Sodium, and Phosphorus walked into the bar?
OHSNaP! |
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:34 PM |
Carols For the Psycho Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........ (better start again)
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. |
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:37 PM |
There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says, 'Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry.'
'No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss is outraged and fires me.
When I leave the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing.
I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.'
'I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.
And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.' |
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Skanea
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:37 PM |
You're not funny.
Official OT Pinkie Pie and Gypsy-Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom? |
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:38 PM |
| Chuck Norris once got into a car accident. He lost both of his legs yet he was still able to walk it off |
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:39 PM |
Wanna know who's more funny then Chuck Norris?
Geoff Ramsey. |
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:41 PM |
A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop."
The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars."
The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.
The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars."
The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.
The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet."
The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done." |
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Skanea
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:45 PM |
Stop Googling crappy jokes.
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:46 PM |
| I'm not googling them... I know them. If they're so crappy, you say one |
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:48 PM |
| ron jeremy is better than chuck norris |
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Skanea
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:49 PM |
@Crazy
Suuure, you surely typed all that out. Nice copy and paste.
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AX360
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:55 PM |
| Copied my joke off a wall in my Biology class. |
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| 11 Feb 2014 09:57 PM |
@crazy
all those jokes are googled
stop hiding it oder |
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| 11 Feb 2014 10:04 PM |
| Actually I haven't OD'ed in a year and a half... And she dumped meh after marriage so I never went back to it again |
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| 11 Feb 2014 10:06 PM |
@Crazy
so you think just because everyone else leaves the thread im easy to troll? lol pls
you know im right and you cant admit it |
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| 11 Feb 2014 10:08 PM |
| Fine here's one I know off the top of my head |
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| 11 Feb 2014 10:10 PM |
| The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large |
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