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| 09 Feb 2014 06:57 PM |
now weasel we all know you're just making fun of religious people
ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏɪsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ/ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʟɪɢʜᴛs ᴍʏ ғɪʀᴇ |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:00 PM |
because they're not in the bible
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:01 PM |
| another stupid atheist on ot |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:02 PM |
| If they were real I'd have a pet one by now. |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:04 PM |
| You're insane, they're obviously purple. My deities are real; yours are just false prophets. Have fun in the underworld, heathen. |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:08 PM |
Why does being religious and laughing at this not make me feel bad.
Christ, I've been on OT too long... |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:09 PM |
| Stop using all that science against me, science lies! Even if fossils and carbon dating tell us the unicorns are pink, I still trust the word of my Lord and Master that they are purple. Even if I saw pink with my own eyes, I would know they were lying to me. For sometimes, the unicorns test our faith. |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:14 PM |
| How do I know YOU'RE not the Dark Pony? All of you "pinkers" could very well be possessed by the Dark Pony. You are his servants, carrying out his twisted will. But shall not defect my faith, demon spawn. I will perform an exorcism with an axe on you, and so help me Unicorn, I shall send you to heaven yet. |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:16 PM |
OP is right
They are right out of view of the Hubble Telescope and they're floating in space |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:19 PM |
"conners agrees with me and he has a PhD in Wumbology. "
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:19 PM |
Don't listen to him, brother! He's had his chance to accept the truth, he'll see we're right when he's burning eternally in hell, which the Pink Unicorns will be glad to send him to. #PinkPonieswantyoutolove |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:25 PM |
| Your words are meaningless to me, Dark Pony. You shall never deconvert me from the one true faith. |
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