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| 09 Feb 2014 07:02 PM |
I was captured by Slavers, they sent me to the salt mines.
The salt mines are to terrible to describe in mortal words. The air smelled of Sea men, the ground was white with what I hoped was salt. the people there lived in fear of the evil Flammus and her evil henchmen the13thhippy.
One of the task masters passed me a mining pick and he said "Get to work scrub".
For fear of my life, or torture for the rest of my days, or the horrible shame of being one of Flammus's s## slaves, I got to work.
It was only 2 days latter when two Vaktovians walked up to me and they said. "ay, look, itz and Arcudian hue hue hue. U needz to pay tributez to us, now suck our Robawt roosters!" Without a thought I picked up my pick ax and I pwned all the Vaktovians who where being cyberbullies. I was then herald as the hero of the salt mines, and everyone in the salt mine respected me for fear that I would beat the up with my Pickax.
It was only 10 years latter when Flammus walked up to me and said "Do U want ur freedom?" I said "Yes." the Flammus responded with "Beat me in tic Tac Toe or b my s## slave." I had nothing else to do, either die in this putrid mine or escape. "I accept" Flammus put down the first piece, of course in the cowardly middle. That was then I realized that the guards has a hot air balloon behind me.
I flung the tic tac toe board in Flammus's face and I ran for the hot air balloon, to guards tried to stop me, but you cant stop me, I'm Ryan Mutha F###ing wraith!
I jumped in the Hot air ballon and I escaped to the land of Venesia!
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:04 PM |
| Can I be a s** slave for flammus. |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:05 PM |
| Impossible, you can't escape. |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:05 PM |
@Back
I understand that volunteers get lots of food. |
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:05 PM |
| I WANNA BE FLAMMUS' S** SLAVE |
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Vedrac
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:06 PM |
@Zelph
I just did. *Sunglassess on in slow motion* |
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BEEZit
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:06 PM |
then you got shot down by the c&g storm troopers and brought back here...
there is no escape. |
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Flammus
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:23 PM |
we'll find you
there's nowhere to hide |
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jamkid12
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| 09 Feb 2014 07:25 PM |
"I flung the tic tac toe board in Flammus's face and I ran for the hot air balloon, to guards tried to stop me, but you cant stop me, I'm Ryan Mutha F###ing wraith!"
win |
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