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Re: Walked in on my girlfriend

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Xhrye is not online. Xhrye
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08 Feb 2014 09:35 PM
It was late at night yesterday when I was at my girlfriends that I was emotionally traumatized. I was having a relaxing evening with her, we were just laying around talking to each other, having a good time. We were talking about what we would name our kids if we ever had some. Then she interrupted me, she told me, "I need to use the bathroom, i'll be right back." I sighed, and let her go. I was sitting around for what seemed like eternity before I realized that something was wrong here. She never spends this long in the bathroom. Just then, a slight breeze came toward my direction and I sniffed. I smelled the most foul odor.. It smelled like sulfur and rotting carcasses. Immediately, I knew what was going on here. I was disgusted. I raced towards the bathroom, my thoughts were racing even faster. Was my girlfriend actually going poop? I opened the door to a nasty sight. My girlfriend wiping herself clean. I was so grossed out, I started to gag. I walked away from her, tears in my eyes. I could not believe she did this. I puked all over the hallway floor. I got my coat on, and my keys. "I'm leaving," I said, "That **** smells ****ing disgusting." She chased after me, trying to explain, "Baby, please forgive me, I thought I was about to explode!" After puking a little bit in my mouth, I opened the door and got in my car. She walked outside and yelled at me. I opened the door and told her, "Ashley, we're done." She sat there silently while I jerked my car into reverse and pulled out of her driveway quick as hell.

I don't know, I just need someone to tell me who's right in this scenario. I thought I was perfectly justified breaking up with her after that obscene gesture.
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BurritoMonster1 is not online. BurritoMonster1
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08 Feb 2014 09:36 PM
What did i just read?
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instawin is not online. instawin
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08 Feb 2014 09:36 PM
seems legit
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Starlightprincess is not online. Starlightprincess
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08 Feb 2014 09:36 PM
What the hell is wrong with you






This isn't 2007
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evilclownthingy is not online. evilclownthingy
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08 Feb 2014 09:37 PM
you did the right thing

~ I'm still a ghost noob
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ZekromBolt is not online. ZekromBolt
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08 Feb 2014 09:38 PM
lol bs
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Xhrye is not online. Xhrye
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08 Feb 2014 09:39 PM
I think I did the right thing in this scenario.
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08 Feb 2014 09:39 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Fuzion217 is not online. Fuzion217
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08 Feb 2014 09:40 PM
What the heck did I just read?
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DJVERY is not online. DJVERY
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08 Feb 2014 09:41 PM
do you think anyone is actually going to believe this?
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Xhrye is not online. Xhrye
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08 Feb 2014 09:42 PM
@Fuz, a story
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ElectricBlazeAlt is not online. ElectricBlazeAlt
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08 Feb 2014 09:43 PM
dude this is beautiful

im going to treasure this thread forever
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SerbiaStronk is not online. SerbiaStronk
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08 Feb 2014 09:43 PM
10/10
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Moristhecat is not online. Moristhecat
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08 Feb 2014 09:43 PM
This is great bait.

☠ a clever quip to sale yer ship ☠
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bobrules1111 is not online. bobrules1111
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08 Feb 2014 09:44 PM
legit

Patience, young grasshopper.
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FlappyHatSlapper is not online. FlappyHatSlapper
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08 Feb 2014 09:44 PM
great choice of action
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Flexably is not online. Flexably
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08 Feb 2014 09:45 PM
you did the right thing
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Moristhecat is not online. Moristhecat
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08 Feb 2014 09:47 PM
I would probably do the same thing after finding my girl throw up. I mean I don't deserve to have to date someone THAT flawed and human. :0

☠ a clever quip to sale yer ship ☠
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ElectricBlazeAlt is not online. ElectricBlazeAlt
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08 Feb 2014 09:48 PM
@moris - no she was pooping, it was OP who vomited
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Xhrye is not online. Xhrye
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08 Feb 2014 09:48 PM
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stickkid765 is not online. stickkid765
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08 Feb 2014 09:49 PM
wat.

★ i am a carrot now pls stop looking ★
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Jarather is not online. Jarather
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08 Feb 2014 09:49 PM
How old are you for this?
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Telesdon is not online. Telesdon
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08 Feb 2014 09:49 PM
you're a good man
u shouldve gone back and shot her though
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