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| 08 Feb 2014 07:56 PM |
FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY ________________________________________________
Please give an qualitative answer to each of the questions. We ask you to be as informative as possible. You can write as much as you wish to answer each statement. You must then send this, filled out, to the Director via private message. ________________________________________________
ROBLOX Username: ROBLOX Nickname (OPT): How long have you been a citizen of the United States? Current Employment (if any)?
What is the Secret Service? Why do you wish to join the Secret Service? What makes you qualified for this position? What makes you better than the other interested applicants? How active are you?
Have you been a Citizen in any Foreign Nation? If so, specify which ones. Do you have obligations to any country or foreign governmental program? Have you ever commited a felony against the USA?
Do you have any previous experience in protecting VIPs and surveilling terrain? Do you have any conflicts of interests with the Executive Branch of the United States? Are you willing to be patient and work with other agencies in misunderstandings? Do you understand that you are the last line of defense for a VIP?
Do you have the ability to quickly adapt and problem solve to any situation? For example, if a group of citizen breach the White House Gates, what do you do?
Tell me a little about yourself. (Hobbies, Character Traits, Groups, etc.)
Do you agree to be patient while your application is under examination? (Yes or No) Would any Presidential Protective Detail Agent or above in the Secret Service recommend you for promotion? ________________________________________________
Thank you for your application. Private message it to the Director. We look forward to reading it.
Matthew Thomas President of the United States
Secretary of Homeland Security
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| 08 Feb 2014 07:57 PM |
Put this on C&G....
Go Charlie, Go! ~ ROBLOX's BW ~ |
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farway
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MrHistory
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| 08 Feb 2014 08:00 PM |
ROBLOX Username: MrHistory ROBLOX Nickname (OPT): Historu How long have you been a citizen of the United States? 114 years Current Employment (if any)? Street Pharmacist
What is the Secret Service? n00b Why do you wish to join the Secret Service? noU What makes you qualified for this position? u What makes you better than the other interested applicants? me How active are you? never
Have you been a Citizen in any Foreign Nation? If so, specify which ones. libya Do you have obligations to any country or foreign governmental program? ye Have you ever commited a felony against the USA? yeeeeeee
Do you have any previous experience in protecting VIPs and surveilling terrain? ye Do you have any conflicts of interests with the Executive Branch of the United States? YEEEE Are you willing to be patient and work with other agencies in misunderstandings? noU Do you understand that you are the last line of defense for a VIP? noU
Do you have the ability to quickly adapt and problem solve to any situation? noU For example, if a group of citizen breach the White House Gates, what do you do? go to bathroom
Tell me a little about yourself. (Hobbies, Character Traits, Groups, etc.) me
Do you agree to be patient while your application is under examination? (Yes or No) No Would any Presidential Protective Detail Agent or above in the Secret Service recommend you for promotion? ye
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| 08 Feb 2014 08:04 PM |
ROBLOX Username:lordfamine ROBLOX Nickname (OPT):i dont like you How long have you been a citizen of the United States? Current Employment (if any)20 thousand years
What is the Secret Service?something dark side Why do you wish to join the Secret Service?to kill ppl What makes you qualified for this position?i have a gun What makes you better than the other interested applicants?my iq is 28 How active are you?9999999999999999999999999
Have you been a Citizen in any Foreign Nation? If so, specify which ones.africa Do you have obligations to any country or foreign governmental program?africa Have you ever commited a felony against the USA?yes 66 felony murders
Do you have any previous experience in protecting VIPs and surveilling terrain?ya Do you have any conflicts of interests with the Executive Branch of the United States?ya i killed some politicans Are you willing to be patient and work with other agencies in misunderstandings?no Do you understand that you are the last line of defense for a VIP?ya
Do you have the ability to quickly adapt and problem solve to any situation?no For example, if a group of citizen breach the White House Gates, what do you do?kill them and eat them
Tell me a little about yourself. (Hobbies, Character Traits, Groups, etc.) i eat children, im homicidal, im insane, i was also in the kool kids klub Do you agree to be patient while your application is under examination? (Yes or No)no Would any Presidential Protective Detail Agent or above in the Secret Service recommend you for promotion?yes all of them ________________________________________________ signed i love ur moms pillbox |
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| 08 Feb 2014 08:10 PM |
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ROBLOX Username: farway ROBLOX Nickname (OPT): I hate you How long have you been a citizen of the United States? 19192863829273648308272628393938276282928273672828272 years Current Employment (if any)? The Stupid Squad
What is the Secret Service? Bad Why do you wish to join the Secret Service? I don't. What makes you qualified for this position? Nothing. At. All! What makes you better than the other interested applicants? I hate those guys How active are you? I'm active 25/8/366!
Have you been a Citizen in any Foreign Nation? If so, specify which ones. EVERY COUNTRY EVAAAAR Do you have obligations to any country or foreign governmental program? No Have you ever commited a felony against the USA? You are right now.
Do you have any previous experience in protecting VIPs and surveilling terrain? what Do you have any conflicts of interests with the Executive Branch of the United States? what Are you willing to be patient and work with other agencies in misunderstandings? what Do you understand that you are the last line of defense for a VIP? what
Do you have the ability to quickly adapt and problem solve to any situation? No For example, if a group of citizen breach the White House Gates, what do you do? Sit in a chair and play Pokemon Y.
Tell me a little about yourself. (Hobbies, Character Traits, Groups, etc.) My hobbies are hobbies. My traits are traits. My groups are groups.
Do you agree to be patient while your application is under examination? (Yes or No) Maybe Would any Presidential Protective Detail Agent or above in the Secret Service recommend you for promotion? Yes, because they have to. |
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