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| 26 Jan 2014 06:46 AM |
Yo mamma so stupid, she thought that the chain saw was a pair of scissors!
Yo mamma so stupid, she went to the bathroom and thought the toilet was the sink! |
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Sophren
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| 26 Jan 2014 07:55 AM |
Yo mamma so fat when she passed in front of the T.V. i missed 3 episodes Yo mamma so fat when I thought about her i broke my neck. |
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AweJ7
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| 27 Jan 2014 12:40 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat that it only takes 2 seconds to cross the road. |
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| 27 Jan 2014 02:35 PM |
Yo' Mama sooooooo STUPID, when she got locked in the supermarket, she STARVED to death.
Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger! |
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notfruit
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| 27 Jan 2014 03:46 PM |
| Is yo momma moving at the speed of light, cuz' she got an infinite mass! |
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notfruit
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| 27 Jan 2014 03:47 PM |
Yo momma is so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo momma is so ugly when she lookes out of the window she was fined for mooning. |
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| 27 Jan 2014 07:07 PM |
| Yo mamma so dumb, she got stuck in food city, she starved to death and died! |
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DagexKing
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| 27 Jan 2014 07:41 PM |
| Yo momma so fat she went to the groccery store and came back with crumbs on her chin. |
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| 28 Jan 2014 05:54 AM |
| Yo momma so stupid, she was hit by a parked vehicle |
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armatar
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| Joined: 14 Dec 2013 |
| Total Posts: 250 |
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| 28 Jan 2014 11:16 AM |
| You mamma so Ugly she makes all the blind kids cry. |
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| 28 Jan 2014 01:32 PM |
| Yo mamma so stupid, she was driving car and ended up crashing off the cliff with the doors open, she landed next to a food truck and a lake full of fresh water, she died of hunger! |
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| 28 Jan 2014 01:38 PM |
| yo momma so stupid she heard it was chilly outside so she got a bowl |
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| 28 Jan 2014 02:53 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid she tryed to drown a fish in water |
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| 28 Jan 2014 02:55 PM |
| Yo mama is so stupid she try killing a bird by throwing it of a cliff. |
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Psihycho
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| 28 Jan 2014 02:57 PM |
| You're getting this from youtube. STOP! |
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| 28 Jan 2014 04:39 PM |
| Yo momma so fat, every time she turns it's New Years |
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| 28 Jan 2014 04:48 PM |
| Yo mama is so ugly, When she looks in the mirror the mirror breaks. |
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| 28 Jan 2014 05:43 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat, it was my birth day, she passed me and it was my next birth day! |
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rat57
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| Joined: 05 Aug 2011 |
| Total Posts: 900 |
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| 28 Jan 2014 06:31 PM |
| Yo mamma so stupid that she thinks blonde jokes are racist! |
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| 29 Jan 2014 01:08 AM |
| Yo mamma so fat, I thought of her and she BROKE MY NECK! |
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| 29 Jan 2014 11:03 AM |
yo mama so fat when she passed by the window i missed two days of sunlight!
yo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a can and asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.
yo mam so poor when i sat on her trashcan she said get off my roof.
yo mama so ugly when she wen to the bank, they turned off the cameras.
yo mama so fat i need a GPS to walk around her.
yo mama so fat she jumped and got stuck.
yo mama so fat when she put on a red shirt i thought she was the koolaid man.
yo mama so ugly japenese people thought she was godzilla!
BEAT THAT NOOBS!
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| 29 Jan 2014 11:20 AM |
Yo mamma so ugly, she was getting her picture taken, the camera screen cracked
Yo mamma so ugly, she was driving, she looked out the window of the car, she didn't need to row the window because it cracked from her ugliness! |
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PaperNico
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| Joined: 22 Sep 2012 |
| Total Posts: 78 |
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| 29 Jan 2014 11:22 AM |
| Yo momma is so ugly that she goes away |
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