Mjgaga
|
  |
| Joined: 05 Jul 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7078 |
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 06:02 PM |
My best friend offered me a chocolate bar. Trusting him I ate it. It was an ex-lax bar
So in the next period I had to poop badly. I went to the bathroom and wound up spending 10 minutes on the toilet. When the teacher asked what I was doing, I said going poop. She wrote me up saying I was playing on my phone in the bathroom. The dean, luckily, understood my situation and let me go back in. I flipped the teacher off. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Zaruq
|
  |
| Joined: 24 Sep 2013 |
| Total Posts: 7627 |
|
| |
|
| |
|
| |
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 06:08 PM |
| Teachers shouldn't assume crap like that. But that flip-off was unnecessary. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 06:08 PM |
| If you're serious, I'm sorry. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 06:08 PM |
| Teachers shouldn't assume crap like that, but that flip-off was unnecessary.* |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 06:08 PM |
did you like flip it in front of the whole class
HawkBoi351, +2,200 "You can't smoke piss, but you can use it for bong water." |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 06:10 PM |
A proper teacher would've listened to you.
u wanna tussel? (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Mjgaga
|
  |
| Joined: 05 Jul 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7078 |
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 07:04 PM |
In front of the whole class, she didn't see. And an ex-lax bar is a chocolate bar that has laxatives in it. Laxatives induce bad diarrhea to treat constipation |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
Mjgaga
|
  |
| Joined: 05 Jul 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7078 |
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 07:05 PM |
@Prince Like putting ipecac syrup in his soda? Ohyus.
Ipecac makes you puke |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
snick3r
|
  |
| Joined: 20 Aug 2012 |
| Total Posts: 3582 |
|
| |
|
Mjgaga
|
  |
| Joined: 05 Jul 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7078 |
|
| |
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 07:08 PM |
I don't fully understand what "Flipping off is" I'm stupid, thank you
<3.
|
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 07:09 PM |
flipping off is simply extending the middle finger
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree... |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Mjgaga
|
  |
| Joined: 05 Jul 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7078 |
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 07:10 PM |
@Wind
It is raising your middle finger (the one in between your index and ring finger) to someone. The meaning of it is "F--- You" |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 07:11 PM |
Oh, I just call it middle fingering.
u wanna tussel? (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Mjgaga
|
  |
| Joined: 05 Jul 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7078 |
|
| |
|
Mjgaga
|
  |
| Joined: 05 Jul 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7078 |
|
| |
|
jjs12346
|
  |
| Joined: 03 Aug 2012 |
| Total Posts: 4182 |
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 08:18 PM |
@Wind that sounds GrAY.
[-:-{Try saying that 5 times fast.}-:-] |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Mjgaga
|
  |
| Joined: 05 Jul 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7078 |
|
|
| 04 Feb 2014 08:26 PM |
| To be honest, it kinda felt nice as it flowed out of me |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|