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| 03 Feb 2014 03:27 PM |
I was minding my own business, when my mom jumped off the couch and slowly, as if in a trance, walked to the kitchen. From withen, she brought out a rather large knife that she was quite renowned for, other than her even more famous contacts. She walked to towards with a murderous look, and I knew I had to escape. I ran over through the yard and threw open the shed door, which when I entered, I slammed shut, hoping for it never to be opened again.
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| 03 Feb 2014 03:29 PM |
| Based on the current binding of isaac run I am playing now, if I die, the story dies. |
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| 03 Feb 2014 03:36 PM |
| From withen a golden box, a group of three rather large flies flew out and started circling me, possibly hoping to get a meal or eat me. Whatever it was, is was not natural. Afterwards, another group of flies emerged from the box I had previously opened, these looking far more desperate and ravaging that the other three. Strangely, when these came into contact with the other flies floating around me in circles, they turned red and exploded into blood, more blood than should be possible in a fly. |
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| 03 Feb 2014 03:44 PM |
| After fighting off those hideous flies with this holy water thing I found, I encountered an odd black blob, rather large actually. Actually, it was the size of me. The started to spray this water from a squirt bottle at the blob and it retaliated with black pellets shooting from four holes on each diagonal side of it. I defeated it without getting harmed, but in the room previous, due to STUPID MAC HOTKEYS, I accidentally BOMBED MYSELF, WASTING A BOMB, A HEART, AND NOW I CANNOT BLOW UP THIS TINTED ROCK. |
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| 03 Feb 2014 03:50 PM |
| In the next box, a floating head with its eyes gouged out flew out of it without a body and looked as if it were charging an attack. I "killed" it before it could do anything, but a red particle fell from its blood explosion. When I picked it up, I felt extremely rejuvenated. The next box in the line had a skull on it, and going against my instincts, I opened it. Out of it came an extremely large blob, resembling the black one, but with a darker grey tint than human flesh. It spewed out red blobs that were very large slowly and bounded around the small shed. I avoided all these blobs and the blob eventually made an enormous explosion with an atrocious sound to go with it. A rock appeared in the middle of the room, as well as a hole at the other end of the shed. On this stone, there was an item, IT WAS MY MOMS UNDIES. GROOOOSSSSSSSS. I threw my dice at them in frustration, and they vanished in a puff of smoke and a new item was there. The item was my favorite MEAT! |
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| 03 Feb 2014 03:59 PM |
| I then pressed the magic red "X" button and quit. |
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| 03 Feb 2014 04:00 PM |
| Don't expect OT to read all of that. |
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| 03 Feb 2014 04:04 PM |
because ot don't read at all we r all idiots who don't like stories
Diamond is an OTer that sometimes makes these stories that everyone reads. |
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