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| 21 Jan 2014 04:53 PM |
Make them things they would never say Like
I jack off elephants at the zoo... ~Jennifer Lopez~ |
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| 21 Jan 2014 04:54 PM |
| This is Sparta... /Sparta/ |
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| 21 Jan 2014 04:55 PM |
| I kissed a girl and I liked it. ~Sharkeisha~ |
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| 21 Jan 2014 04:58 PM |
Something they would never say but ok
I hate whales ~ArtificialWhale~ |
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| 21 Jan 2014 05:00 PM |
| I love whales /unartificialwhales/ |
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| 21 Jan 2014 05:01 PM |
| “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.’” – Jessica Simpson |
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| 21 Jan 2014 05:02 PM |
| I would never say this /Telamon/ |
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| 21 Jan 2014 05:03 PM |
| Cameron Diaz on science: “I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.” |
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| 21 Jan 2014 05:04 PM |
| Well, I went to KFC... ~White person~ |
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| 21 Jan 2014 05:09 PM |
| Come to the dark side! ~Luke Skywalker~ |
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| 21 Jan 2014 05:14 PM |
| “It was totally different than being in a basketball game.” – Kris Humphries on his wedding to Kim Kardashian |
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| 21 Jan 2014 05:15 PM |
| I'm on land? ~Michael Phelps~ |
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| 21 Jan 2014 05:19 PM |
| "You Can't See Me!!!!" -John Cena |
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| 21 Jan 2014 05:20 PM |
I scored a touchdown and ran to third base and got a foul to win the pga world tour ~Blondes~ NVM THEY WOULD SAY THAT
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| 21 Jan 2014 07:21 PM |
| "my name is PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDIEPIE" - Pewdiepie |
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| 21 Jan 2014 07:22 PM |
| Omg no hax /director of me/ |
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| 21 Jan 2014 07:25 PM |
| "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" - Sweet Brown |
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