CPTkurk
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:33 AM |
Hello, my friend! If you seek knowledge about mighty Talos, you have most certainly come to the right person. You have come! You have come to hear the word of Talos! The truth, child of Talos, is that the Dragon's children have come! To purge the world in fire and righteousness! There are those who would silence the Dragon's truth! But not I! Not Heimskr! His word will be known! He has returned... Oh, how Talos has returned. Helgen has been purged in his light. Will Whiterun be next? The Imperials silence us because they fear us! They are cowards! Cowards and fools who have forgotten the truth!
May Talos guide you. Always. |
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Flam3Wolf
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:35 AM |
Bulq arches his eyebrows trying to comprehend the stupidity of the original poster.. Bulq instead raises his right and and slaps CPT into the void.
(⊙.⊙(☉_☉)⊙.⊙) |
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CPTkurk
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:36 AM |
| Oh yes, many times. But mighty Talos was my keeper, my shield against the heresy of the south! If not for Talos, and a few modest bribes paid to the right jailors, why, I would not be standing before you today, resplendent in my faith! |
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:37 AM |
Imperials for life.
I hate the Thalmor and all but you really need to brush up on your lore.
Talos was a murderer and committed many atrocities - slaughtering the elves of Summerset with a massive bronze golem |
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CPTkurk
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:41 AM |
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." [note 1]
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word! |
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:41 AM |
| By the Eight...THAMLOR. THALMOR, QUICK. PLEASE! TALOS WORSHIPPER! |
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:43 AM |
Nords inadvertently extincted the Snow Elves and drove them to their current position as Falmer
Talos caused the Thalmor to rise up and enslave the Empire
Talos' "ascencion" is the reason the Thalmor are still enslaving the Empire |
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hery192
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:43 AM |
so many glitches in skyrim to rank up your skills faster you can conjur a sword and attack your follower with it, levels up one hand on conjuring you can heal him/her with healing hand, restores restoration you can stab them while sneaking to rank those two up
thats just some |
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CPTkurk
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:44 AM |
| Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! But you were once man ... |
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:45 AM |
| I'm about to raise my Whiterun bounty by 1000.... |
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CPTkurk
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:48 AM |
| Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word! |
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hery192
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:50 AM |
I killed everyone in Whiterun, but the people that only go unconscious I had to reload |
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dracomanx
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:51 AM |
what is this? I like Jason bourne. |
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solong66
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:52 AM |
| I already forgot all about Skyrim. |
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CPTkurk
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:52 AM |
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Dracon Empire do? Nothing!
:P |
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hery192
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:54 AM |
I haven't played Skyrim in over a year I forgot about it ever existing until I saw this thread |
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CPTkurk
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:55 AM |
| With open arms, with cheers and song, with joy in my heart and tears in my eyes! Praise be to Talos, this is a glorious day for Whiterun and for all Skyrim! Our liberators have come at last! |
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dracomanx
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| 21 Jan 2014 12:57 AM |
kurk what does dracon have to do with this e.e
Jason bourne>all |
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CPTkurk
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| 21 Jan 2014 01:00 AM |
Uhh... I'm running out of quotes to reply... ERGH... UHHHHHH... UMM.. EHEH.. OH! I GOT ONE! ehemm..
Disrespect the law, you disrespect me |
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