kawolski
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| 16 Jan 2014 06:56 PM |
| One day a boy came home running while crying. His mother asked what happened why are you crying? The boy said`I got punished for something I did not do’. His mother said ‘That’s horrible. what did you not do’. The boy in tears said`my homework’ |
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Meteor36
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| 16 Jan 2014 06:57 PM |
-100/10 If i had a dollar for every time I heard this |
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| 16 Jan 2014 06:59 PM |
I found a kid that is so stupid that it's almost impossible to go to his profile without laughing.
http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=4842002 |
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kawolski
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kawolski
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:01 PM |
| I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. |
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drpece231
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Frantuary
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:02 PM |
wow this joke is so original omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! retweet if you die laughing
thats what the government wants you to think |
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Meteor36
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:03 PM |
"I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding." The door is downstairs, but it's faster out the window. |
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kawolski
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:03 PM |
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:04 PM |
"hater"
oh god im laughing so hard |
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Loveydovy
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:04 PM |
| hahahahaahahaahahahahahahahano |
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:06 PM |
im sorry but i love this guy's name
FREE LOKI |
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Meteor36
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:06 PM |
| 75 dollars says he's pasting these off of a joke website |
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drpece231
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:07 PM |
I've got a better joke My ex-wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER HER AIM IS GETTING You see it's funny because maragie is terrible |
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joan12650
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:08 PM |
i have a better one
op and and blonde walked into a bar
everyone else ducked |
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CatDoq
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:08 PM |
here OP, this place is for you:
http://www.roblox.com/YOU-ARE-AWESOME-place?id=123098167
~Many Bothans died to bring us this information.~ |
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:09 PM |
> Anti bullying copypasta in OP's blurb R.I.P OTPurpleRain He laughed so hard he couldn't catch a breath
♪ My soul was sucked away by a Supermassive Black Hole ♪ |
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:10 PM |
if i had half a rouble for every time i heard this ugh |
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kawolski
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:10 PM |
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts you know. The worker on 5th floor gets so mad off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:11 PM |
Wanna hear a real funny joke guys? OP
♪ My soul was sucked away by a Supermassive Black Hole ♪ |
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EmpressHU
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kawolski
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| 16 Jan 2014 07:13 PM |
| so im oder how show me proof |
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