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Re: [USA] United States Military || Addressing USMG Threats

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iSchwenzer is not online. iSchwenzer
Joined: 30 Jan 2010
Total Posts: 2880
15 Jan 2014 05:44 AM
Dear United States Military soldiers,
Upon this day and yesterday, some may heard of USMG, which stands for The United States Military. Today, I'll be addressing a few topics that I think are needed upon such a silly attack on our great nation.


Response to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcrOC0FM1-Y


Firstly, where the hell did you get 'G' out of 'The United States Military'? I mean really, if you REALLY want to call yourself the USMG, then you should actually do what the USMG does. Which is make bracelets. Honey, you'd best do that while you're ahead.

Secondly, what's with your ranks? You're either poor or you just don't give a damn about your military. Really? You REALLY think Chief of the Joint Chief of Staff stands for CJCOS? Oh my god lady. PLEASE! PLEASE fix that. Like come on, everyone knows that Chief of the Joint Chief of Staff stands for CJCS! Also, your little 'JCOS' and 'VJCOS'. You make the real USM look bad. Just stop now while you're ahead please please please.

Thirdly, honey, we're not going to be raiding your little 'military' with a little copied fort that you have. ALL of our forts are built by our Joint Chief of Staff. Feel free to stop whatever you're doing and actually put some time and effort into your military by building them a nice fort rather than a bloody free modeled fort. "zomg guyz, do u all liek mah f0rt!1??"

Lastly, why would we want to kill such a wonderful person? If you really want to act like Paula Deen or some crap, feel free to just quit now and head over to Starbucks and make me some coffee yo! (last night she was seen wearing a baking outfit.)

Tootles!

Sincerely,
Deputy Secretary of Defense, iSchwenzer

Department of Defense
United States Military

United States of America



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DrHedgehogs is not online. DrHedgehogs
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15 Jan 2014 05:45 AM
yes sir! but sir, how do i become a soldier?
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iSchwenzer is not online. iSchwenzer
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15 Jan 2014 05:49 AM
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MrHorses is not online. MrHorses
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15 Jan 2014 05:50 AM
They claim they want better but if they terrorize the citizens of USA how does it really help us?

-Celldweller- Kasert
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gtboy7 is not online. gtboy7
Joined: 29 Jul 2011
Total Posts: 1966
15 Jan 2014 06:05 AM
We are raiding, it's a national security threat. They have VSO.
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iSchwenzer is not online. iSchwenzer
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15 Jan 2014 06:25 AM
To be honest, this is more like an address to the USMG leader.
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lasercorn677 is not online. lasercorn677
Joined: 01 Dec 2012
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15 Jan 2014 06:31 AM
So if they are to be better then us why is it their CJOS has like 300 kills? And is rarely on?
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DrHedgehogs is not online. DrHedgehogs
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15 Jan 2014 06:35 AM
I have joined.
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iSchwenzer is not online. iSchwenzer
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15 Jan 2014 06:49 AM
Whom said they were better than us? They're weak and can't fight. They have poor leadership.
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DrHedgehogs is not online. DrHedgehogs
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15 Jan 2014 06:50 AM
Umm
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