dannyha
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| 14 Jan 2014 08:21 PM |
because NASA is too stupid to realize
1. name it "Operation: Make a city on mars and then get attacked by mutating aliens and they mutate humans into horrifying creatures"
2. Get astronauts to get to mars using forcefield magic to block the meteor barrier thing
3. Get the 15 air canisters listed on step 1.5 and place them carefully and make sure its not drifted away by the low gravity
4. get the dirt from step 1.3 and put them on the surface of mars
5. plant the tree seeds from step 1.4
6. build safety airlock shelter around the tree seeds, dirt and air canisters
7. insert the giant canister full of water from step 1.6 onto the safety airlock hole at the top
8. insert the sprinkler attachment from step 1.7 onto the attachment system from the inside onto the water canister so it can sprinkle the seeds
9. wait a few years
10. come back to see that there was a small crack and everything died!
11. go back home knowing that humans WILL be extinct sooner or later.
~The President of Respect Points~ |
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Ryzun
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| 14 Jan 2014 08:21 PM |
Terraform mars.
Lubricant of RT. |
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| 14 Jan 2014 08:22 PM |
| I skipped half of it, but support |
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dannyha
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| 14 Jan 2014 08:29 PM |
11. come back to see that the tree's were just playing a april fools joke
12. mars has air
13. you get construction workers to come and build a city
14. in the middle of the process aliens come and suck out the air of mars to do research on human air biology
15. watch as everyone chokes to death and there is only half of what there was left of humans on earth
16. suddenly a meteor hits earth and causes a huge shockwave and knocks everything into that new supernova that just exploded 5 days ago
~The President of Respect Points~ |
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Keldogon
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| 14 Jan 2014 08:30 PM |
| i dont get this sixth grade genius |
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| 14 Jan 2014 08:33 PM |
You know this requires a ton of technology for the quantum field? Energy like that literally needs to come from a supernova, some of it is just too dumb, and (ugg)
Jr. Physicist that acts like an idiot. |
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