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ForumGame is not online. ForumGame
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13 Jan 2014 09:01 PM
I'm bored.

~Deal with it.
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Zipo99 is not online. Zipo99
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13 Jan 2014 09:04 PM
As if I would share my incredibly corny jokes with you! Find your own!

Fine, I'll share one:


How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?


None.
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ForumGame is not online. ForumGame
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13 Jan 2014 09:05 PM
Hah.

~Deal with it.
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Iamaniceperson is not online. Iamaniceperson
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13 Jan 2014 09:06 PM
jokes

I am a pretty dragon.
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kennyle100 is not online. kennyle100
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13 Jan 2014 09:06 PM
david6006 should stop spewing out copied content and post them all here
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OutIook is not online. OutIook
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13 Jan 2014 09:08 PM
"fudge you"

"well chocolate you"

brghbhr hhmgf bffbnfgn ghnbnf
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skullgirl005 is not online. skullgirl005
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13 Jan 2014 09:09 PM
"I paid 30,000 for a sailboat"

"Well that was quite a sail, eh?"

-Rimshot-

...What am I doing with my life? :c
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solman123 is not online. solman123
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13 Jan 2014 09:10 PM
Why did the McDonalds eater cross the road?
Because he did.
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Wierdo07 is not online. Wierdo07
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13 Jan 2014 09:10 PM
1:"Psst what'd you get on #4?"

2:"I got 36."

1:"I got Denmark."

2:"Okay, one of us is really wrong."
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Zipo99 is not online. Zipo99
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13 Jan 2014 09:11 PM
Sharing is caring. Here are a couple more:

_________________
Do you know what a plateau is?

It's the highest form of flattery.
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So and owl and a chipmunk are sitting on a branch. The chipmunk turns to the owl and doesn't say anything because it is a chipmunk. Then the owl turns to the chipmunk and eats it because it is a bird of prey.
________________
Two whales walk into a bar.
One says "OOOooAAaaUUOOAAAGH"
Then the other one turns to him and says "Your dru.nk Tom. Go home."
________________
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Wierdo07 is not online. Wierdo07
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13 Jan 2014 09:12 PM
"A blind man walks into a bar... and a chair...and a table."
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Zipo99 is not online. Zipo99
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13 Jan 2014 09:16 PM
Here are a couple from Dad Jokes In History:

Why did Karl Marx dislike tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.
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Why did Hitl.er turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

He never learned how to mix the colors.
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13 Jan 2014 09:18 PM
my life
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thestupidface210 is not online. thestupidface210
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13 Jan 2014 09:20 PM
A man sticks another man into a safe after knocking him unconsious, he then shuts the safe and locks it.

The man then turns to the conviniently placed camera and says

"I guess you can say he's...."
The man them removes his shades to deliver the corny punchline
"Safe for now."
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
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PhilCoke is not online. PhilCoke
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13 Jan 2014 09:23 PM
So this guy in a restaurant gets up from his table to use the bathroom, and, concerning his glass of coke, he writes a sticky note saying, "I spit in this." When he returns, he finds written on the note "I spit in this too."
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PhilCoke is not online. PhilCoke
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13 Jan 2014 09:29 PM
Bump!
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firefeind1 is not online. firefeind1
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13 Jan 2014 09:30 PM
ur mom

-smf
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skullgirl005 is not online. skullgirl005
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13 Jan 2014 09:30 PM
ITS HUMP DAY!
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koopatroopa007 is not online. koopatroopa007
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13 Jan 2014 09:31 PM
A joke... huh?

How does the man on the moon cut his hair..?
ECLIPSE IT!
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nighttimeninja314 is not online. nighttimeninja314
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13 Jan 2014 09:35 PM
How many kittens does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.




Yo mamma so fat the only thing that can kill her is a diet.


Yo mamma so ugly, even goldfish crackers dont smile back.
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Zipo99 is not online. Zipo99
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13 Jan 2014 09:40 PM
Yo mamma so ugly her portraits hang themselves.

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peepeelazer is not online. peepeelazer
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13 Jan 2014 09:41 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!! HAAA!!
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hwebb is not online. hwebb
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13 Jan 2014 09:41 PM
your mum is su dumb that she puts paper on her tv and calles it paperview..
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Meteor36 is not online. Meteor36
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13 Jan 2014 09:42 PM
This thread
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skullgirl005 is not online. skullgirl005
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13 Jan 2014 09:43 PM
Your moms so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
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