HiIoman
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:05 AM |
ok so im a guy here to tell you all the things that guys typically look for in girls
1. be canadian - guys love canadian accents. bonus if you say "eh" and can strangle a moose. go at it girls go get your canadian citizenships or never find love 2. be muscular - guys love muscular girls 3. body hair - guys love hairy chests and 5 o clock shadow, also, sideburns 4. dont have mammary tissue 5. healing powers - you have to have the power to survive and be able to heal any wound except like being decapitated because ew 6. be 6 ft tall, guysl ove tall girls 7. have a skeleton made of adamantium - self explanatory 8. be able to eject adamantium claws out of your knuckles 9. wear a yellow suit 10. be part of an exclusive club |
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TBPMMW
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HiIoman
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:07 AM |
@tbp
sucks for oyu, no guys will ever love you |
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HiIoman
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:09 AM |
"None of this is true."
you're not really a dude youre an evil feminist |
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TBPMMW
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:09 AM |
| I don't want guys to love me. ;-; |
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:10 AM |
this is all false
they check how sweet there ass is
HawkBoi351, add 1,500 posts to my account “In case of implosion, look directly at implosion.” |
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HiIoman
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:11 AM |
"this is all false"
NO ITS NOT
THSI IS A THREAD ABOUT WHAT /ALL/ GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS
WHEN THEY SEE A GIRL LIKE THIS THEY THINK "THE ONE" |
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:19 AM |
| i liek it when a girl cant open her eyes without unleashing concussive blasts that could level a mountain |
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HiIoman
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:21 AM |
@gleam
and they got that octahedron shape to them....
damn..... |
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:38 AM |
| i prefer giant eyeballs that crash down from the sky |
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Tasra
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:50 AM |
| So basically I have to be Wolverine? |
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LavaRuby
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:52 AM |
| totali mi , no lie <33333333 jk yolo sweg |
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:53 AM |
| i personally love it when a girl is wolverine |
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HiIoman
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:53 AM |
"So basically I have to be Wolverine?"
yeah |
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:55 AM |
I thought Wolverine is short
I'm back. Now who wants some cookies? |
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HiIoman
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:55 AM |
"I thought Wolverine is short"
hugh jackman is 6 ft |
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:56 AM |
| I prefer the pale ladies with the black hair, fishnets and piercings. :) |
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HiIoman
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:57 AM |
"I prefer the pale ladies with the black hair, fishnets and piercings. :)"
LIAR
EVIL FEMIST |
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:58 AM |
| I didn't know he had a Canadian accent. He's a really cool superhero isn't he? .-. |
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