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| 08 Jan 2014 11:44 PM |
I don't want any pros.
Because they eat diamonds from their nose.
That didn't rhyme.
I don't got the time to rhyme.
Going around town. Watching zombies fly.
I think I'm gonna die.
N-Word, N-Word, N-Word (x9)
NDog's back, what's up with my name?
Someone please stab me so I become sane.
Taco Truck, Taco Truck, Pizza Party!
Who invited Pharty?
Now I'm givin' the mic, to some weird dude!
Be right back, gonna go eat some food. |
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| 09 Jan 2014 01:04 AM |
Heh, (Yeah right!), Good luck begging for a battle, You might as well sit back, And Shake and rattle, In fear, Cold wind through your ear, I hope you don't mind, I hope my words are clear.
Competition's sitting near, You scream loud enough, We can hear, Stop trying to join in on the competition, Just go back to signing a Kleenex petition.
One tells the truth, And one tells a lie, Why don't you just, Sit back and sigh, More fierce, Not bitter, I suggest you look in the mirror, You missed the ginormous blister on your face, Came last in the race, Keep going, (Heh, yeah sure), You're not okay. |
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| 09 Jan 2014 09:01 AM |
> You missed the ginormous blister on your face
kill 'em symp ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 09 Jan 2014 10:29 AM |
Hmm...hard to say what I've got in my head when we have moderation... This whole game's about to be my new nation. Got tons of minions following me. I'm the leader of them all, can't you see?
I don't want to be nice. I don't want to be clean. But, I guess I've ought to be lean. You're just an outsider, a barbarian perhaps. Turn around, have you met my war axe? This isn't fun, this isn't done. The ratio for you to win is 0.1.
Who knows why I brought math in, this is a rap battle. Gonna take you out now, but how? Your rhymes are like a storybook, mine are like a war. As you leave my house now, remember to shut the door. Your face looks like a peanut. oddly shaped and almost hollow. Now you better leave now, find someone to follow.
(gosh it's hard to have a rap battle on a forum)
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| 09 Jan 2014 11:56 AM |
Repeat that lesson, There's a point you've missed, I don't math to know, That you can't battle with pride and a diss, Out of here, You're dismissed, 70 years later, When you're in your grave, Trust me, You won't be missed.
I'm not taking you seriously, Cause' you're ro-rap's biggest flop, Keep track of the clock, Tick tock, Knock Knock, AHHHH, It's the ghost at the door, Try to escape, Uh oh, It's a little too late, That's what you get, For challenging me.
I'm not stupid, I'm not 1.0, I'm 2.0, I've got a better flow, (Man!), Aren't you too slow? Wish you could beat me, Too bad you don't know, I'm the main in this game, Winner of this race, You'll be out of place, Your acts, Are always in the same ways.
365 days and you'll be dead in rap, Why don't you go back to being a failed criminal, And setting up traps, The victims you've slapped, Little girl has been trapped, Keeps singing the blues, Can't find her own muse, You're even worse, So don't even get me started, On your voice that sounds like a dead horse.
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| 09 Jan 2014 11:58 AM |
im da bes im da bes im da beeesssssss (Swagswagswagswagswag) im da bes im da bes im da beeeeesssss (swag) im da bes im da bes im da beeeesssss im da bes im da bes (Swig) im da beeeessssss standin on a car feenga in da air wit some womens wit my feengas in dey hair (Swagswagswagswagswag) yes i be da 1 dat win streetfighter turnumints make $1,00000000000 witout even ernin it i got da hyest score n da world on my SAT and den i went 2 Everest to lrn how 2 slang dem trees i don't hav 2 count 2 know im werth a billyun u kno whut? bigga # i am werth a gillyun imdabes at watchin 1990's videos powa rainjas all dat kenan kel aw here it goes imdabes @ makin beets das rite my voice da track and my sweg is off da charts das a fak im da bes im da bes im da beeeesssss im da bes im da bes im da beeesssssss (i get it) im da bes im da bes im da beeeeessss im da bes im da bes im da beeeeessss my car move when i aint drivin it (swig) my car pool its gotta slyde n it at the taget rainj scoring all da headshots teebaggin yall liptons on da rocs went to maury and he say dat baby aint mine (swig) jus fo lyn i three dat dum skank on top of a mine now dat kids an orphan an imdabes das a chekm8 we playin ches my feenga in da sky so much i got araseddfasofis now thairs so much gold on things i tuch they think im midis now sum1 put a crown on my hed i am ur hinis now i betchoo thout u were da bes, minus noooooow cuz imdabes im da bes! im da beeeeeeesssssss (Swagswagswagswagswag) im da bes im da bes! im da beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees im da bes im da bes! im da beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees (sweg) im da bes! im da beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees now put yo feengas in da sky if u kno i amdabessss yyyeaaauuh put yo feenga in da sky if u know i am dabessss swag swag swag swag swag swag i deed it
"Get a little closer let it fold/cut open my sternum and pull/ my little ribs around you." |
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| 09 Jan 2014 11:58 AM |
| Correction: I don't need math to know* |
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| 09 Jan 2014 12:15 PM |
guys Jenti rekt you it's over
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| 09 Jan 2014 12:17 PM |
| ^ Are you sure? Anything repetitive rarely wins. |
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| 09 Jan 2014 12:17 PM |
sweg niqqqqqqaz sweg beyotachez sweg |
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| 09 Jan 2014 12:18 PM |
imdabes
"Get a little closer let it fold/cut open my sternum and pull/my little ribs around you." |
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| 09 Jan 2014 12:18 PM |
yeah hers had more sweg
(swegswegsweg) |
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| 09 Jan 2014 12:19 PM |
| ^ And anything with 'Sweg' rarely wins also. Even if it's based FL1PP3D, it would still be horrendous. |
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| 09 Jan 2014 12:20 PM |
ya im da bes i deed it
"Get a little closer let it fold/cut open my sternum and pull/my little ribs around you." |
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| 09 Jan 2014 02:13 PM |
| are you being sarcastic or something |
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| 09 Jan 2014 02:14 PM |
sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg |
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| 09 Jan 2014 02:14 PM |
naw she jus a h8r cos she kno im da bes
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| 09 Jan 2014 02:15 PM |
^ almost at jenti's level not quite there yet though |
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| 09 Jan 2014 02:17 PM |
dan the man u r da bomb rorepper u r almos as bes as me :^D
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| 09 Jan 2014 02:17 PM |
sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg sweg yolo mony sweg bootay cus am da bes SWEG |
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