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| 08 Jan 2014 01:26 AM |
So I'm downstairs trying to do some homework, and from upstairs I hear random clattering sounds. As if someone's dragging an empty plastic water bottle across the upstairs railing (railing has bars like "|_|_|_|", the | parts are the bars) and I don't really feel comfortable going upstairs since everyone else is asleep and when I call my family members names nobody replies and the clattering stops.
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GTAIIII
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:27 AM |
go up there with a knife and say huzzah |
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Xavierus
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:27 AM |
dude calm down
it's just me |
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:27 AM |
| Don't have a pet. If I did, it wouldn't be upstairs either dragging a water bottle on my railing or going through a bathroom cabinet and hitting empty bottles in it all over the place. |
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:28 AM |
lol'd at GTA but I'm supposed to be asleep
lol'd at "it's just me"
but I think I'll just sleep on the couch tonight |
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romuluz
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:29 AM |
Sur I advise ou to call the police, you are in fact dealing with the water bottle murderer who is at large in the us. Ur family is ded nothing u cn do.
He always does noises with a waterbottle before and after he kills.
Whatever u do dnt go upstairs. |
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Xavierus
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:31 AM |
| hello this is the polese i heard the water bottle murderer was around this thread? |
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:32 AM |
| ok thanks for the help i'll call 911 brb |
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:33 AM |
| they said they'd come check it out but they never heard of a water bottle murderer so they thought i was lying until i started crying |
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romuluz
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:34 AM |
| ok no but really i heard it again and now i'm more scared |
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romuluz
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:35 AM |
he's cooooooommmiiing fooor uuuuuuuuuu
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Xavierus
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:36 AM |
ehh uhhh sur i am a polese officer, pls come down and stop crying, we will go on up and uhh, check it out
*walks up stairs carefully with handgun*
*waterbottle tapping sound on stair bars..*
*gunshots and UGUISHGIUSHGS dying sounds from upstairs*
*cops dont come back down* |
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:37 AM |
| Okay but seriously, I don't know what's going on or what I should do. My cell phone's upstairs so that rules that out. |
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al0829
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:37 AM |
| get a flashlight and a lot of marshmallows so you have something to throw |
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Xavierus
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:39 AM |
rules of thinking there is a murderer of your house
1. your not crazy (yes you are) ---NO DONT LISTEN TO THE VOICE YOUR NOT
2. you have to kill it
steps to kill it
1. grab the biggest, deadliest, sharpest knife (or a shotgun or something)
2. wait at the bottom of the stairs with weapon
3. run up stairs yelling "BREACH" (or whispering in yourcase)
4. kill murderer or dont find him
if you dont find him
1. lay down
2. try not to cry in relief
3. cry in relief |
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romuluz
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:40 AM |
thets a nice pencil u got there.
such a shame thet ur cellphone isn't with u
ud b able to call the ghostbusters instead.
I'll just watch u till u go beddy bye.....for the final time
Hehehheehh |
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:41 AM |
| Good advice, but I feel like if there's a murderer, it's only clattering so randomly to lure me upstairs to check out what the noise is. |
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Xavierus
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:42 AM |
okay you picked 3. the im too scared to run up in courage and slaughter a murderer that may or not be there
so heres the steps on how to precede
1. try not to whimper and sob 2. whimper and sob 3. get killed by murderer when he gets tired and comes down and kills you
sweet nightmares11 |
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:43 AM |
step 1 : get a megaphone and a flashlight step 2 : shine the flashlight in front of the window step 3 : yell in the megaphone "THIS IS THE POLICE, WE HAVE THE HOUSE SURROUNDED, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP step 4 : ??? step 5 : profit |
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al0829
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:44 AM |
| Xaverius is really good at informational intelligence, have you thought of being an informational desk person at a zoo? |
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:44 AM |
| lol'd at Jammin, but because idk if it's murderer, monster, or ghost, i don't wanna risk waking everyone up :/ |
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Xavierus
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:45 AM |
no i instead took the route of being a rat diplomat...
shoulda taken the zoo desk job man... :// |
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al0829
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| 08 Jan 2014 01:48 AM |
| lol I'm sorry bro, vc me on Skype and if you die I'll give C&G your regards |
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