Quilboar
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| 07 Jan 2014 09:25 PM |
go on random.org
make the minimum possible roll be 1 and maximum 50. roll for your rank on the grand hierarchy. yeah i have no life.
[if you lie about it, remember deep inside that you will always be actually pathetic.]
[like your last roll? didn't like? well, they don't apply now.]
1. Rotting Corpse [Ye be dead.]
2. Slave [Ye be enslaved. Yer life is miserable. Ye suck.]
3. Beggar [Ye 'livin off alms for the poor.]
4. Thief [Yer poor, so ye steal things from people. Sometimes their lives, too.]
5. Hermit [Ye live alone, thought to be a wicked spawn of evil by common folk.]
6. Vagabond [Ye wander forever more, ne'er finding a true purpose.]
7. Outlaw [Ye part of a group of pillaging brutes, who kill 'an rob.]
8. Indentured Servant [Ye a bonded servant to a lord. They feed ye, at least.]
9. Peasant [Ye toil, toil, toil. All season. Yer poor and uneducated.]
10. Militia [Ye patrol the country with shabby gear, looking fer criminals.]
11. Yeoman [Ye have yer own farm. Alas, times are still hard.]
12. Freeman [Ye own land, granted by the lord for yer services in war.]
13. Reeve [Ye watch over the peasants, 'makin sure they do the farm work right.]
14. Gamekeeper [Ye wander the forests with yer bow, 'keepin an eye out for poachers.]
15. Townsman [Ye live in a small town house. Safer than the country, at least.]
16. Burgher [Ye are a denizen of a town, and yer part of society's middle-class.]
17. Apprentice [Ye are training to become a guild member, training in a craft.]
18. Journeyman [Ye are already a decent craftsman. Good fer you.]
19. Merchant [Ye sell various wares to various individuals.]
20. Bailiff [Ye watch over a bailiwick. A bit of courtly affairs are involved.]
21. Levy [Ye are a new soldier in an army, fresh off the farm, likely.]
22. Footman [Ye are a fighting man who moves in his boots. Fight close up!]
23. Archer [Ye are trained in the art of the bow. Cut 'em down from afar.]
24. Cavalryman [Ye know how to ride and lance people to death. Yer a fighting man-at-arms.]
25. Sergeant [Ye lead a few troops of yer own, and answer to the higher-ups.]
26. Vintenar [Ye be 'leadin twenty infantry in a lord's retinue.]
27. Herald [Ye rides next to the lord, 'holdin his standard flag.]
28. Centenar [Ye be 'leadin one hundred men in a lord's retinue.]
29. Sage [Ye are a intellect, who chronicles uninteresting things and can read.]
30. Commune Leader [Ye lead a commune of townsmen, all with oaths of mutual protection.]
31. Guildmaster [Ye lead a guild of mite skilled folks, indeed.]
32. Butler [Ye are a fancily-dressed lord's servant at his manor.]
33. Musician [Ye can play an instrument well. Ear-soothing.]
34. Town Councilman [Ye help with the issues of a town or city. Fun.]
35. Tax Collector [Ye collect taxes from folk. They all hate you, but yer quite rich.]
36. Steward [Ye assist the lord with many things, and watch over shire folk.]
37. Sheriff [Ye recruit volunteers for yer lord's armies, and string out outlaws.]
38. Page [Ye may be a servant now, but ye can become a knight one day.]
39. Squire [Ye serve alongside a noble knight, helping and fighting with him.]
40. Knight [Ye are lower nobles and valorous warriors. You also probably like killing people.]
41. Treasurer [Ye manage a royal or noble's treasury. Yer quite rich yerself, too.]
42. Marshal [Ye be one of the leaders of the king's military men.]
43. Advisor [Ye give advice to higher figures in the realm. Quite powerful.]
44. Lord [Ye have been given estates and troops for service to the king. Wealth!]
45. Bishop [Ye lead the church, and yer coffers are filled with money ye collect...for god.]
46. Heir [Ye are next in line to become a king or emperor! Don't get stabbed.]
47. King [Ye lead a whole kingdom, with money, land and soldiers all at yer disposal.]
48. Emperor [Ye lead a massive empire, and even laugh at kings as you destroy them.]
49. Demigod [Ye are half god. Perhaps ye can use this to get great power?]
50. God [Ye are a god. Ye can shoot lightning from your nose, 'an stuff.]
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| 07 Jan 2014 09:29 PM |
*shoots lightning from nose* Snot lightning? OH NO! IT FRIED QUILLY! |
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| 07 Jan 2014 09:29 PM |
> Types "Ye" a lot like this is the 1600's This is the modern age, sorry.
"barble bapkins" -TF2 soldier |
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Quilboar
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ExpShare
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Quilboar
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| 07 Jan 2014 09:33 PM |
i did myself
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could have been worse |
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Hello777
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MattewFez
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| 07 Jan 2014 09:40 PM |
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yea
the almighty fez shall forgive thine |
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Soup3rMan
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| 07 Jan 2014 09:41 PM |
I went to the site and got a 50.
min50 max51 win |
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Neostic
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| 07 Jan 2014 09:46 PM |
| 39. Squire [Ye serve alongside a noble knight, helping and fighting with him.] |
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| 07 Jan 2014 09:47 PM |
so you made this truly random now well done |
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Quilboar
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| 07 Jan 2014 09:49 PM |
@fastlane
i have achieve true glory |
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| 09 Jan 2014 12:35 PM |
47 i'm so fresh you can- nevermind. |
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| 09 Jan 2014 12:36 PM |
And yes, I did do that on the website. I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SMN'S, SWAG. |
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| 09 Jan 2014 12:38 PM |
46 I am an heir to the throne |
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neongoo51
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| 09 Jan 2014 12:39 PM |
I used math.random(50) instead. Should work as well.
Anyway, I recieved 15... Not much I can say about that.
/ERROR: Signature.exe has stopped working |
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