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| 07 Jan 2014 06:12 PM |
i looked down a few minutes ago to find this big ass brown spider just casually chilling on my chest. i am very proud of myself for not immediately screaming and thrashing around wildly. i just squished it as best i could with my sleeve so i wouldnt have to touch it and by god i have defeated it!!!
ʰᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵘʳᶰ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖʳᵉᶜᶤᵒᵘˢ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵍˑˑˑ |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:15 PM |
I HAVE NO IDEA
ʰᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵘʳᶰ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖʳᵉᶜᶤᵒᵘˢ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵍˑˑˑ |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:16 PM |
as a severe arachnophobe i commend you
you are a greater man than i |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:20 PM |
yee
ʰᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵘʳᶰ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖʳᵉᶜᶤᵒᵘˢ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵍˑˑˑ |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:21 PM |
| it just wanted some action :( |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:22 PM |
i have more forum posts than you though so in the grand scheme of real life i guess i am better than you
get rekt |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:22 PM |
| how woduld u even contain ur poSTURE!?!?!?1//!1/12/ |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:23 PM |
'i have more forum posts than you though so in the grand scheme of real life i guess i am better than you'
owned nerd |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:24 PM |
| @dot - if you have more forum posts than me it doesn't count |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:24 PM |
@Angel
Then it should have became a actor ohngeroklfahlhdfvkvN'2LUEVUDWQVWDJHWSBAHABAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA omg i'm so funny. |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:25 PM |
There was the bee in a girls hair today.
I tapped on her shoulder and said "umm, miss you have a bee in your hair... e-e"
She calmly waved her hand at it and it happened to hover toward me.
I then went on to shout "NO NO NOW ITS COMING AFTER ME" and leap off the top of the bleachers and onto the cement below. |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:25 PM |
electric, :(
ʰᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵘʳᶰ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖʳᵉᶜᶤᵒᵘˢ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵍˑˑˑ |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:25 PM |
oh god how.
I ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴜɴᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ ᴏᴘɪɴɪᴏɴs, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:25 PM |
wait if it was on you for a good amount of time, why didn't you feel it
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:25 PM |
u know what else doesnt count? you. because u clearly cant count how many more forum posts i have............
also spiders are weak. kill wasps |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:27 PM |
i can and since you have more than me it doesn't count
obladi oblada life goes on brah |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:29 PM |
@ ElectricBlaze @ DOT
the fact you guys are arguing about post count, and if it counts or not jesus christ why am I still in this hell hole it's all gone to garbage
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:29 PM |
posten, i have a thick shirt and jacket on because its cold up in here it somehow went unnoticed until i saw its movement out of the corner of my eye sneaky little bugger
ʰᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵘʳᶰ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖʳᵉᶜᶤᵒᵘˢ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵍˑˑˑ |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:29 PM |
| ha ha posten has a small post count |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:30 PM |
"Then it should have became a actor ohngeroklfahlhdfvkvN'2LUEVUDWQVWDJHWSBAHABAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA omg i'm so funny."
You should definitely do stand up |
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goof333
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:30 PM |
Oh that means it was cold and looking for warmth.
Poor little thing. D: |
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:30 PM |
I would've died.
Three times.
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| 07 Jan 2014 06:31 PM |
| ha ha posten has a small post count [2] |
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