bmi9198
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| 07 Jan 2014 02:40 AM |
As you may or may not know, I have been trying to get rid of this stupid hat all day. Literally. All day. I have gotten many, very horrible offers. So I decided to make this BRIEF post to explain WHY I need it to trade for a good price, and why YOU should be the one to buy it. Let's begin. Firstly, I would like to give my main point by restating a previous claim: I HAVE BEEN TRYING ALL DAY. As in I woke up this morning, decided to get on Roblox and "Hmm, maybe I can get rid of that stupid hat!" and I sat here til right now. It is not 2 o'clock in the morning, and I am tired. Secondly, it's a very fine, good quality hat that everybody wants. Including you. Now, for my next part. I would like to go over in list format of some of the things that make me come to my conclusion that you should trade/buy this hat from me. First, let's start of what WON'T happen if you do: 1:You won't be disappointed 2:You won't quit breathing 3:You won't stay forever alone 4:You won't get cancer 5:You won't loose all your hair 6:You won't get hurt 7:You won't regret anything Now, with that list of seven items alone is enough to prove that doing this trade/buy is better for you than thousands of things already. And, to top it off, I haven't even gotten to the good part. Let me give you a list of WHY you should. 1:You will feel good about yourself 2:It will raise your self esteem 3:People will like you 4:Daddy might love you again 5:You will make me happy 6:You won't get hurt 7:You will be popular 8:People will like you. And there, as you can see, are eight more reasons to buy/trade my hat from me. This brief post took me over five minutes to write, which for someone like me is a lot of time. I seriously hope you consider the offer.
Please by this stupid freaking hat that I have come to hate, bmi9198. |
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firetim
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Sherknock
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| 07 Jan 2014 02:45 AM |
| Why would I trade you from your fedora? |
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| 07 Jan 2014 02:49 AM |
@yr list
rly? but how can a fed do all that |
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firetim
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| 07 Jan 2014 02:50 AM |
I don't want ur fedora. Give me cash money.
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bmi9198
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| 07 Jan 2014 03:48 AM |
people so serious, but you know what...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixdo93X6-ek |
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| 07 Jan 2014 04:10 AM |
| You posted this on LMaD as well. |
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bmi9198
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