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| 06 Jan 2014 08:38 PM |
I went into the computer lab and I had to go so bad but we were having a powerpoint presentation so I didn't want to leave
Next thing I know I smelled something very bad, as if the room was now a daycare filled with nasty 3 year olds
I squirmed in my chair, and felt my bottom squishing something
And then I realized I pooped
Luckily I was sitting in the back and no one was near me at the time
So very quietly and carefully I undid my belt, pulled down the back of my pants and shoveled the poop out with a planner some left at the seat earlier
I shoveled it all into a recycling bin beneath my desk, and then threw a ton of lined paper onto the mess to hopefully cover the smell |
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TimeLeak
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:39 PM |
10/10 best cover-up ever.
~Yᴏᴜ sᴀʏ sʜᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢɪʀʟ, sʜᴇ sᴀʏ sʜᴇ NACHO$~ |
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:40 PM |
Oh Oh my. Well, that's OK. Accidents can happen to anyone!
*Tell me about the rabbits, George* --Let the Sun Shine-- |
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:43 PM |
Oh yeah, I gotta spank you for how old you are! Oh, wait... Nevermind...
*Tell me about the rabbits, George* --Let the Sun Shine-- |
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MiriamPup
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:45 PM |
when i was like 4-6 i would always have to tell my parents that ihad to go to the bathroom when i had to go to the bathroom, and if they didn't reply or so anything i wouldn't go so i pooped myself a lot.
y r u not a dog |
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gabe381
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:45 PM |
10/10 would do again
I am Fire. I am Death. -The desolation of Smaug |
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tydog98
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:45 PM |
1. How do you not know you crapped yourself, and 2. How did you not get poop on your fingers
Never tell me the odds |
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TimeLeak
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:47 PM |
@Mir i still do that
~Yᴏᴜ sᴀʏ sʜᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢɪʀʟ, sʜᴇ sᴀʏ sʜᴇ NACHO$~ |
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:48 PM |
would bang
私は正直に何でもがらくたを与えるいけない |
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:50 PM |
i almost peed my pants not too long ago my mom and me were on our way to the mall, and it was about 15 minutes away i drank loads of water and i had to go so bad by the time we got there. it was starting to hurt, and by the time we got to the bathroom, i was peeing for like a minute straight
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:50 PM |
wow and happy birthday
ˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ; ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᶤˢ ᵠᵘᶤᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˑ// 01.31.13 |
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:53 PM |
| attractive and smooth way of handling the problem. |
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:55 PM |
I crapped myself once I shot up and yelled I SHAT MYSELF! then pulled my pants down till i was completely naked and then kept pooping to the point where i was sliding in it. everyone was knocked unconscious from the scent and my teacher got down on the floor and tried to lick it clean before the principal saw it. So I ran off campus into traffic and tried to hitchhike. Some old creepy dude gave me a ride home. The bio hazard cleanup team had to go into my school and clean up all of the diarrhea while my teacher was stilll trying to lick it clean. I still go to that school and I haven't had an accident since. |
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:56 PM |
| i peed my pants yesterday :| |
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:57 PM |
| how did that fact sneak up upon you |
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:57 PM |
Expected you to throw it around.
Quo mortuo, et alius consurget. |
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:58 PM |
umm...
but wasn't your underwear and butt all yucky? lol besides that, 69/10 hot |
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| 06 Jan 2014 08:59 PM |
'you dont say...'
>1st posters username >'ijustPOOPEDmyself1'
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