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| 06 Jan 2014 07:43 PM |
[ENTER DEVDOG3000 AND HIS MOTHER]
Mother: Fonzy is a lil' possessed.
devdog3000: How is that?
Mother: Well, when we burned sage he started flippin' out a lil'.
devdog3000: Why does sage effect magic?
Mother: It's a spiritual remedy.
devdog3000: It's a plant.
Mother: You'll understand when you're older...
devdog3000: When I'm older I'll be in the Ohio Academy of Science studying astrophysics and computer languages.
Mother: Wellllll... You're going to the Nazerene University of Ohio.
devdog3000: Oh trust me mother, I will be going to the Ohio Academy of Science.
[EXIT DEVDOG3000]
[4 MONTHS LATER]
[ENTER MOTHER] (listening to some violent rap song while ranting about why her mother is the "devil")
[MOTHER CALLS HER MOTHER]
Mother: Hi Mom, I want to say something to you.
devdog3000's grandmother: What is it Amber?
Mother: Never set foot inside my house again, never talk to my son again, you are the Devil, and I'm a good Christian (even though her mother is the "devil") never talk to me again I hate you. (feels hate even though Christian especially toward own mother)
[ENTER DEVDOG3000]
devdog3000: How could you say such a thing? You must be intoxicated, just stop drinking, please!
Mother: I was just taking care of business, okay?
devdog3000: I love my grandmother and I WILL see her again.
Mother: No you won't.
[EXIT DEVDOG3000 AND MOTHER]
[SETTINGS CHANGE DEVDOG3000'S ROOM]
[ENTER DEVDOG3000]
[DEVDOG3000 LOGS INTO ROBLOX ON FORUM ACCOUNT]
[MAKES THIS PLAY WRITE]
Part two is soon to come. |
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