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| 06 Jan 2014 12:18 AM |
| They have to be reasonable. |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:19 AM |
| you discovered a yellow mooshroom eye |
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Vellerix
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:19 AM |
Just act sick, like I do If she says you dont have a high tempature just say "Well I feel really sick." |
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Meteor36
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:20 AM |
(My sibling/I) was running around with scissors and tore up my face after tripping
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:20 AM |
act dizzy
they have no way of knowing that you're faking, and you can't go to school if you seem like you're about to fall over. |
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ExFalco
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:20 AM |
stick your fingers down your throat and throw up
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:21 AM |
| run out in the cold with no protection, that doesn't work cut your hand off next morning |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:21 AM |
i pretended to be anorexic for a day it worked.
ˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ; ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᶤˢ ᵠᵘᶤᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˑ// 01.31.13 |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:24 AM |
pretend to have a cold, since there are blizzards outside you can say you got a cold when you went outside and act sick and tell your mom you feel like barfing and fall on the floor and stuff hey... i should use that excuse tommorow since i went skiing today |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:25 AM |
| I just got over a cold, and I live in Arizona where right now it's 50 degrees outside. |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:26 AM |
| eat garlic like a spoonful it makes you throwup and doesnt taste that bacd |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:26 AM |
say you've got a hot, then
wait - degrees celsius or degrees farenheit? |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:27 AM |
| So far, throwing up seems to be the best option. |
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Skellor
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:28 AM |
"i pretended to be anorexic for a day"
anorexic?
for a day? |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:28 AM |
"say you've got a hot, then
wait - degrees celsius or degrees farenheit?"
Fahrenheit. |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:28 AM |
Your house got blown up by Frieza and his henchmen.
BEST EXCUSE EVER, IT WORKS FOR EVERYTHING |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:29 AM |
@rock
my god, that's freezing |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:31 AM |
>kid diagnosed wit major depression >doesn't want to go to school >says mom I don't want to go >mom says ok don't kill urself
>normal kid doesn't wanna go >acts sick >mom says goto school you lazy ass |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:32 AM |
"@rock
my god, that's freezing"
Are you being sarcastic? |
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:33 AM |
@rock
No.
I'm used to about 85 farenheit.
It's 102 farenheit at the moment.
I live in Australia. |
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Skellor
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| 06 Jan 2014 12:34 AM |
"Are you being sarcastic?"
obviously
do you know how cold it is in like half of the US now |
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Skellor
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