Veracc
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| 05 Jan 2014 09:50 PM |
The title was to get your attention. I am being bullied at school because of what happened on Friday. I was very hungry at lunch so I decided to eat everything I was given. I ate three burritos dripping with hamburger juices, and chugged my milk. It felt slimy as it slithered down my throat like a snail. In 7th hour, my stomach began making rumbling noises. I needed to squeeze a wet, nasty, smelly fart out. I had to force it. Before I knew it, molten diareah spilled out of my shorts and dripped down my legs and into my socks. It splatted everywhere, hitting kids next to me. People stood up and grabbed their things and ran. I fired a red-hot barrage of diareah at a girl who stood up, and she was soaked, dripping in it. A liquidy deluge rocketed out of my rectum, and pieces of hamburger and tortilla floated in it. Even the teachers make fun of me now. Does this thwart my chances of ever getting a girlfriend? My rectum is so sore, and green pustulating bubbbles are growing on my rear. And please, pray that my conscecarted rectum will be reclaimed by the devil's disciples.
got it from 4m, still laughing |
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Zullway
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| 05 Jan 2014 09:52 PM |
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Enzo01234
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| 05 Jan 2014 09:52 PM |
um ok
+1038 posts | Joined October 2010 | [-★-] Our Unit shall rise again] |
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