armatar
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| Total Posts: 250 |
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| 03 Jan 2014 11:41 PM |
| Yo Mamma so fat not even Dora can Explore her. |
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| 04 Jan 2014 12:13 AM |
| Yo momma so hairy, they shot "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. |
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| 04 Jan 2014 12:46 AM |
| Yo Mamma so Ugly, bob the Builder was like "I cant fix that". |
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Prestwick
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| Joined: 19 Sep 2009 |
| Total Posts: 2900 |
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| 04 Jan 2014 04:03 AM |
| yo mama so old the candles cost more than the cake |
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| 04 Jan 2014 04:49 AM |
Yo mama's so silly, she thought the quadratic formula was (-b +/- sq(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2aM
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KingJacko
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| Joined: 20 Jun 2008 |
| Total Posts: 3944 |
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| 04 Jan 2014 07:26 AM |
| Yo mamma's so dumb, she cant think of a yo mamma joke |
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| 04 Jan 2014 09:15 AM |
| Yo mama so fat she left out the house wearing high heels and came back wearin flip flops |
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armatar
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| Joined: 14 Dec 2013 |
| Total Posts: 250 |
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| 04 Jan 2014 08:25 PM |
| [COMPLIMENT] Yo' Mamma so skinny she makes all the skinny people look fat. |
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| 05 Jan 2014 08:48 PM |
| Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. |
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armatar
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| Joined: 14 Dec 2013 |
| Total Posts: 250 |
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| 06 Jan 2014 02:38 AM |
| Yo' Mamma so fat she doesn't need to go on the Internet cause' shes allready Worldwide. |
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| 09 Jan 2014 07:55 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid, the doctor asked her her s*x (As in male or female) And she said Mondays, Tuesday and sometimes Wednesdays. |
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| 09 Jan 2014 09:26 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat she had to get baptized at sea world. |
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| 10 Jan 2014 11:26 PM |
| Yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide |
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:02 AM |
| Yo mommas so fat, she sat on my iPhone and made it the iPad. |
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xCarasol
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| Joined: 22 Jun 2012 |
| Total Posts: 50 |
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| 11 Jan 2014 02:41 PM |
| Yo mama so fat she stepped in front of the tv and I missed 10 episodes |
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| 11 Jan 2014 07:26 PM |
| Yo momma so fat, when chuck norris roundhouse kicked her, chuck was sent recoiling back |
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| 11 Jan 2014 07:57 PM |
Yo mamma so stupid, she sat on the TVC watching the couch
Yo mamma so fat, when she walked passed the TV I missed 3 Superbowls
Yo mamma so ugly, she makes blind kids cry |
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nothin2
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| Joined: 06 Nov 2012 |
| Total Posts: 4 |
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| 11 Jan 2014 08:50 PM |
1. Yo mama so poor she bounces food stamps!
2. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
3. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
4. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. |
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| 11 Jan 2014 10:06 PM |
| All your mommas are so dumb the pee'd their pants while they were in the bathroom. |
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| 12 Jan 2014 03:19 AM |
Your momma fat when she weighed herself it showed here phone number.
im not good at this... |
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nothin2
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| Joined: 06 Nov 2012 |
| Total Posts: 4 |
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| 12 Jan 2014 12:42 PM |
Yo mama's like a door bell, every one gets a turn
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| 12 Jan 2014 01:27 PM |
| Yo momma so momma she's yo momma |
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| 12 Jan 2014 10:53 PM |
| You ready for the best joke out of all of your jokes combined? Yo momma so fat, she's fat! Oooooooooooh! |
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shonclub
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| Joined: 05 Sep 2009 |
| Total Posts: 1331 |
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| 13 Jan 2014 02:13 AM |
| yo mama so ugly, slender man ran away |
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