iC7G
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:03 PM |
theres this girl.. and i mean
like
i mean
i dont know how to phrase this
i dont know where to hide this body and i thought bottom of deleware but thats too obvious and boring
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Vexax
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:03 PM |
| eat it, then burn the poo. |
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PvtBogus
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:04 PM |
ok man
dig an 8 ft deep hole, then bury it then at the 2 ft mark bury a dead dog
aint noone evr findin that |
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:04 PM |
| all i got in that is "there this girl" |
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MrEpic9
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iC7G
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:04 PM |
vexax since u r very smart and good with girls...
what color should the chloraform rag be.. |
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iC7G
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:05 PM |
| mugged can i use her parnts insted |
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Vexax
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:05 PM |
pink, girls love to see that as they pass out.
not that i would know or anything..... |
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:06 PM |
n bcuz the po-po dog would sniff up her parents
the dog masks the smell of the girl
the parents wouldnt |
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:06 PM |
that means he'll have to find a dog and kill it what if someone breaks into his home and calls the police k? i suggest you find a cemetary and put it in one of those coffins and bury it back up and make sure it looks like you never did anything with it, oh and make sure the cemetary has no security tapes, i mean you can't even walk out of 7-eleven with a lollipop anymore
gg no re |
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:07 PM |
"heres this girl.. and i mean
like
i mean
i dont know how to phrase this"
-Yes man, I feel you pai-
"i dont know where to hide this body"
-*lost it xD*
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iC7G
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:07 PM |
but death and others...
i want to tell her how i feel11 how to express
emotions described in post |
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:13 PM |
oh, write her a letter from her uncle, explain who you are and that you killed her uncle to get her address, and that you love her or whatever the emotions were, and while she's reading this, if she starts to get disgusted, you enter, chloroform her, and continue to cut her into multiple parts, and carry it all in a backpack and suitcase. After that, you continue to plant the body parts in the jeffersonian, where all the bones are, and place it in the furthest one, so if they do find it, it will be a bone already, therefor, all the evidence has been diminished, unless the parents have security cameras, oh and when she's reading the letter, wait to see if she gets nak3d so you can at least say you got to fep fep fep to here, yaknow? also, you're hiding in her closet, and if she comes close, you throw a ball into her room before she sees you and goes to check it out, ok this is far fetches bye now
gg no re |
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iC7G
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:15 PM |
okay but i dont love her
also what happens when po po take dog bode away do i need a stack of dogs or somthng |
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Vexax
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:16 PM |
| LOL, no, they won't take the dog away, if they try to be like, YOU'RE DISRUPTING HIS SPIRIT! BEGONE, DO NOT TAKE MY DOG! If they do it anyways, just kill her. |
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:18 PM |
I mean, kill another dog and put it there. Be like, there were tragic events and another dog died. :( But thankfully, there was already a hole in my backyard from the dog you took from me! No labor for me!
gg no re |
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iC7G
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:19 PM |
| what if they dont believ dogs hav spirits |
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:19 PM |
Be like, well ANY RELIGION IS ALLOWED IN MURICA AND YOU'RE DISRESPECTING MEIN!
kk sorry for being overdramatic
gg no re |
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:20 PM |
Have a mini bonfire? Then get her ashes go to the country side and dump the ashes in a river
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iC7G
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:22 PM |
| what do i tell her child though |
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| 06 Nov 2013 06:23 PM |
| Funny how half of the posts on C&G are not related whatsoever to groups or clans. |
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