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| 04 Jan 2014 12:23 PM |
Alright, here it goes.
I'm scared of planes because I'm scared of heights, but the ride was pretty normal and I'm glad.
We got on the plane and sat down in the XXL seats and the assistant offered us a complimentary hamburger. I felt sick so I declined but thanked the woman anyway.
Within 30 minutes everyone had gotten onto the plane. As soon as the plane took off, I started to panic. To reduce my stress I started to look around at my fellow passengers.
There was a woman (a rather big one, but most of the passengers were some form of obese) with 6 children, all under the age of 5. All of them were screaming at the top of their lungs and kicking the seats of the people in front of them. An assistant came over to them and asked the mother to calm her children down, because it was a nuisance to passengers. The mother proceeded to scream at the assistant about "MUH FREEDUMS THIS IS AMERICA" and clicked her tongue a few times. The woman sighed and left her alone.
Me and my mother were watching the Food Network on the TV screens in front of us. Mario Batali was making a spaghetti meal with sausages. He garnished the top of the spaghetti and said, "Boom! There you have it!"
At the mere sound of the word "Boom", every single passenger screamed "TERRORISTS!!" and began to scream and flail around in their seats (they couldn't get out because of their body mass). About 15 guards burst out from the cockpit and began shooting their assault rifles all over the plane. A skinny man was shot and died immediately. Everyone assumed he was the terrorist and began clapping furiously and chanting "USA USA USA USA!".
The rest of the ride was normal, except for the fact that this one group of people would keep screaming "LOOK OUT" whenever they saw a tall building below us. When the plane landed, everyone started clapping again and on the way out, everyone shook their sweaty hands with the pilot. "GOOD JAHB!" they shouted. "GOOD JAHB!!"
I was never so happy to see concrete in my life. |
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abash117
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| 04 Jan 2014 12:24 PM |
| I've never been on a plane before. |
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| 04 Jan 2014 12:25 PM |
that's not how most of my flights go
♫ Have you heard the news that you're dead? / No one ever had much nice to say / I think they never liked you anyway ♫ |
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| 04 Jan 2014 12:26 PM |
| my sides hurt really badly |
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rambno1
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| 04 Jan 2014 12:27 PM |
Hah, low class terrorists that say what they're about to do.
MAGICK |
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d4rk652
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| 04 Jan 2014 12:27 PM |
| I would kill to be on that plane.I need to see this. |
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| 04 Jan 2014 12:37 PM |
I am pretty shocked most people in the US haven't been in planes.
The country is so damn big you need a plane just to get to the next city.
"Don't Panic"- HHGTTG |
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