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Re: Hockey jokes/Funny hockey quotes

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verybighockeyfan is not online. verybighockeyfan
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03 Jan 2014 01:27 PM
ENJOY!
What the goalie thinks. (Guy misses the net on a breakaway and looks down at skates) Goalie says yeah im sure your "Skates" are the problem.xD
"Trade Steve Yzerman? That's like asking me if I want to trade my son Jason for the kid next door."
—Jacques Demers
"My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones." (After he takes a puck to the teeth)
—Duncan Keith
"Why is a puck called a puck? Because dirty little basta** was taken."
—Martin Brodeur
"How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?"
—Jacques Plante
"Have another donut you fat pig!"
—New Jersey Devils head coach Jim Schoenfeld to referee Don Koharski during the 1988 NHL playoffs
"I'm okay. Russian machine never breaks."
—Alex Ovechkin after being struck with a puck
"I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I am a millionaire."
—Bobby Hull
"I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fight."
—Brian Burke
"When he put out his arms to celebrate, the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone."
—Dave Taylor after Marcel Dionne received death threats if he scored two goals in a game
"Sometimes people ask, 'Are hockey fights real?' I say, 'If they weren't, I'd get in more of them.'"
—Wayne Gretzky
"Was Wayne Gretzky sick?"
—Larry Robinson after winning player of the week
"Tell him he's Wayne Gretzky."
—Ted Green after Shawn Van Allen sustained a concussion and could not remember who he was
Why don't the Panthers drink tea?
Because the Canadiens have all the cups.
Whats the diffrence between the Blue Jackets and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking!!!
The Buffalo Sabres and the Titanic are alike because they both look good until they hit the ice!
What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring? A thief!
hope you guys like it and plz rate! (:
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megaheifer is not online. megaheifer
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03 Jan 2014 01:27 PM
whats hockey?
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verybighockeyfan is not online. verybighockeyfan
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03 Jan 2014 01:28 PM
O_O Seriously
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megaheifer is not online. megaheifer
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03 Jan 2014 01:29 PM
I live in the US and never heard of any one say anything about hockey
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CheeseyMacral is not online. CheeseyMacral
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03 Jan 2014 01:30 PM
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verybighockeyfan is not online. verybighockeyfan
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03 Jan 2014 01:30 PM
well its the toughest sport on earth and also the most epic sport on earth
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megaheifer is not online. megaheifer
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03 Jan 2014 01:30 PM
No thats easily football



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verybighockeyfan is not online. verybighockeyfan
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03 Jan 2014 01:31 PM
football logic: ouch i fell i need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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megaheifer is not online. megaheifer
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03 Jan 2014 01:33 PM
Yes because most people get up after they have been hit
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verybighockeyfan is not online. verybighockeyfan
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03 Jan 2014 01:34 PM
lol no they call for help from the benches in hockey they arnt afraid to start a fight
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verybighockeyfan is not online. verybighockeyfan
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03 Jan 2014 01:36 PM
yup no reply i knew it
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courageousblackwind is not online. courageousblackwind
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03 Jan 2014 01:36 PM
In football you're not allowed to moron.
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verybighockeyfan is not online. verybighockeyfan
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03 Jan 2014 01:38 PM
n in hockey you take pucks to the face you take back breaking hits you get into fights everyone is in it the coaches yell at each other its an awesome game
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tgross25 is not online. tgross25
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03 Jan 2014 01:39 PM
whats hockey?
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verybighockeyfan is not online. verybighockeyfan
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03 Jan 2014 01:40 PM
your wearing a hockey jersey you make hockey jerseys O_O not funny
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tgross25 is not online. tgross25
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03 Jan 2014 01:40 PM
whats hockey?
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redwingsfan2002 is not online. redwingsfan2002
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03 Jan 2014 01:41 PM
a awesome legit game where you people fight and get mad at each other its a really awesome game
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rockstar7734 is not online. rockstar7734
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03 Jan 2014 01:42 PM
-.-

This is a sad moment for hockey.

"I don't really care how we done it, we done it." - Jaromir Jagr
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wistfulspongebobbest is not online. wistfulspongebobbest
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03 Jan 2014 01:42 PM
whats hockey?

"HIT ME!" -Jason Kidd
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verybighockeyfan is not online. verybighockeyfan
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03 Jan 2014 01:44 PM
whats this football you speak of
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courageousblackwind is not online. courageousblackwind
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03 Jan 2014 01:45 PM
it's football!
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BroBro264 is not online. BroBro264
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03 Jan 2014 01:46 PM
>guy trys to have legitimate conversation about hockey
>"my IQ dropped"
>"whats hockey"
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verybighockeyfan is not online. verybighockeyfan
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03 Jan 2014 01:49 PM
true but it turns into a hockey vs football argument xD
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verybighockeyfan is not online. verybighockeyfan
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03 Jan 2014 02:26 PM
sad but true
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nil11 is not online. nil11
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03 Jan 2014 03:01 PM
@cheesy your IQ didn't drop, it was already low...
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