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| 03 Jan 2014 01:27 PM |
ENJOY! What the goalie thinks. (Guy misses the net on a breakaway and looks down at skates) Goalie says yeah im sure your "Skates" are the problem.xD "Trade Steve Yzerman? That's like asking me if I want to trade my son Jason for the kid next door." —Jacques Demers "My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones." (After he takes a puck to the teeth) —Duncan Keith "Why is a puck called a puck? Because dirty little basta** was taken." —Martin Brodeur "How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?" —Jacques Plante "Have another donut you fat pig!" —New Jersey Devils head coach Jim Schoenfeld to referee Don Koharski during the 1988 NHL playoffs "I'm okay. Russian machine never breaks." —Alex Ovechkin after being struck with a puck "I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I am a millionaire." —Bobby Hull "I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fight." —Brian Burke "When he put out his arms to celebrate, the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone." —Dave Taylor after Marcel Dionne received death threats if he scored two goals in a game "Sometimes people ask, 'Are hockey fights real?' I say, 'If they weren't, I'd get in more of them.'" —Wayne Gretzky "Was Wayne Gretzky sick?" —Larry Robinson after winning player of the week "Tell him he's Wayne Gretzky." —Ted Green after Shawn Van Allen sustained a concussion and could not remember who he was Why don't the Panthers drink tea? Because the Canadiens have all the cups. Whats the diffrence between the Blue Jackets and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking!!! The Buffalo Sabres and the Titanic are alike because they both look good until they hit the ice! What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring? A thief! hope you guys like it and plz rate! (: |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:29 PM |
| I live in the US and never heard of any one say anything about hockey |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:30 PM |
| well its the toughest sport on earth and also the most epic sport on earth |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:31 PM |
| football logic: ouch i fell i need help!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:33 PM |
| Yes because most people get up after they have been hit |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:34 PM |
| lol no they call for help from the benches in hockey they arnt afraid to start a fight |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:36 PM |
| In football you're not allowed to moron. |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:38 PM |
| n in hockey you take pucks to the face you take back breaking hits you get into fights everyone is in it the coaches yell at each other its an awesome game |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:40 PM |
| your wearing a hockey jersey you make hockey jerseys O_O not funny |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:41 PM |
| a awesome legit game where you people fight and get mad at each other its a really awesome game |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:42 PM |
-.-
This is a sad moment for hockey.
"I don't really care how we done it, we done it." - Jaromir Jagr |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:42 PM |
whats hockey?
"HIT ME!" -Jason Kidd |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:44 PM |
| whats this football you speak of |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:46 PM |
>guy trys to have legitimate conversation about hockey >"my IQ dropped" >"whats hockey" |
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| 03 Jan 2014 01:49 PM |
| true but it turns into a hockey vs football argument xD |
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| 03 Jan 2014 03:01 PM |
| @cheesy your IQ didn't drop, it was already low... |
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