Milkilla
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| 28 Dec 2013 10:40 PM |
| Try to make the most interesting and long story, but remember, you can only do it in one breath! |
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MMV04
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| Joined: 30 Apr 2013 |
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| 28 Dec 2013 10:46 PM |
In faraway town on a ######-known ###### a man walked into a store, looking for a job. He was hired right away, as it was a fairly simple job, and set right to work after receiving a ########### explanation of how to put together light bulbs.
Eager as he was, he decided that he would make ten a ##### fairly difficult goal. He would make a name for himself, he would stand out among the ##### crowd at the shop; the job seemed easy, after all. All he had to do was assemble the parts, ##### it in and let it shine. I'll have to be quick, he thought to himself, to make ten a day.
After his first day on the job, however, he hadn't gotten even one to light up. Then the second day #### and passed, again not so bright. He lowered his goal to five a day thereafter; as simple as it had seemed, the task of light bulb assembly was quickly proving itself to be too much for him.
Day after day he continued to work, yet every day #### and went without success. The pieces were coming together, the few ###### driven in at the right place every time. Yet always the lightning surged through and could never be seen. Over the weeks he slowly lowered his goal, down from ten a day to now only just one.
He was persistent, however, and his focus became great. All his time now was devoted to making just one, so that the light would finally shine all around. His goal of one lay high above, though, perhaps at the very end of his reach, and would take all that he had. One hundred hours a week I'll work, he said, and maybe still more. I'll go without pay, I'll go without rest, I'll do whatever it takes.
After one #### year, not one light bulb had lit. His hope had diminished, his dream had been forgotten, yet his determination was as great as ever. Now he worked not to light up the shop, but to light up his face. His sights had been set far, indeed far out of reach, and now he saw only himself and his dim shadow. But he continued to work, not for the money or ########, but simply for his own sake.
One day a young man named ##### walked into the shop. He was looking for a job, he said, because he could do with some pay. ##### got a job next to the ########### man, to become the only other light bulb worker in the place. On the first day ##### failed to create light, and was disappointed and angry with himself. The man sitting next to him said, Maybe one day you'll realize this stuff it ##### as easy as it looks.
The next day #### and ##### lit up the room with a very bright bulb. ##### stood up shook hands with the man sitting down next to him, who had a #### open mouth. ##### promptly turned and walked out of the room, now, supposed the man, setting his sights on a more well-paying job.
Left ###### so abruptly, the man simply sat there, stunned by this young man's accomplishment. What to him now seemed the goal of a lifetime ##### had achieved in a mere day and a half. But soon he was over it, and settled back in to himself and his own work. ##### was not him, and he did not matter. I have my own goals, he said, and #### my own goals that matter.
So the man went back to work, endlessly assembling the slippery components of light. He kept ######## away, every finished bulb a failure. Perhaps he was making progress, perhaps drawing closer to his goal. But then perhaps he was simply wasting his time, and not really going anywhere. How was he to know? But somewhere ###### ###, he already knew the answer, because day after day, he kept coming back.
WOW that was alot of ####### my breath. Well...I have bad lungs anyway so i breath slow normally :p |
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blu3bird
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| 28 Dec 2013 11:22 PM |
| Once upon a time there was a wild Milkilla. He was a cow. The end. |
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tvshok
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| Joined: 19 Dec 2010 |
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| 28 Dec 2013 11:26 PM |
Once upon a time Rebeltaxi99 was called pan pizza then ate pan pizza the end.
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| 29 Dec 2013 02:25 AM |
| Once a upon a time there was a giant monster who was actually a hero but people thought the monster wa |
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| 29 Dec 2013 02:31 AM |
| Once apon a time there was a moose named jeffrey. He had no friends, and this made Jeffrey very sad. One day Jeffrey went to a zoo. Everyone there started screaming and saying "OH NO WILD MOOSE! IT'S EXSCAPED!" he started t |
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Odro
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| Joined: 27 Dec 2013 |
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| 29 Dec 2013 03:56 AM |
| One fine morning, Odro went to the pond for a long walk. He met a duck named cow. He later went to the farm and met a cow named duck. Later in the day, he went to the park to have a nice picnic while the sun was setting. He then wal |
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| 29 Dec 2013 03:57 AM |
| ONE DAY OWLBLOODSWORD WENT OT A STUPID FORUM AND HELD HIS BREATHE AND TYPED THIS THE END :) |
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| 29 Dec 2013 05:35 AM |
Once upon a time there was a little egg. That egg was sooooooooooo little that it never turned into a chicken. THE END
BREATHS* |
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| 29 Dec 2013 05:41 AM |
| Once upon a time, there was a moose. He liked to eat strawberries. One day, he found a whole patch of strawberries but little did he know it was a trap set by a mean old farmer. The farmer shot the moose. The |
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Bulbosore
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| Joined: 31 Oct 2013 |
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| 29 Dec 2013 06:26 AM |
| One day in a kingdom there was a stupid and dumb king who only thought and cared about noobs and he is a noob but his son isn't a noob and |
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Bulbosore
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tvshok
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| Joined: 19 Dec 2010 |
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| 29 Dec 2013 11:01 AM |
| Once upon a time spongebob sucked because of Vincent taking it over after the movie. I HATE SPONGEBOB NOWADAYS BECAUS |
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faultydex
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| 29 Dec 2013 12:43 PM |
| One day, a man stood on a cliff and said " |
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| 29 Dec 2013 12:54 PM |
| One day, there was a cow. He said moo. People got milk from him and he didn't like it so he killed everyone who milked him. The end. |
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Milkilla
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| Joined: 01 Sep 2011 |
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| 29 Dec 2013 01:16 PM |
BUMP
There was once a tiny dog who loved blue berries. He ate so many blue berries he got fat. He made a cocoon, stayed in it for a few weeks, and broke out as a beautiful butterdog. The End |
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| 29 Dec 2013 01:40 PM |
| One day roblox was perfect, everybody got on with eachother, and there were no arguments. |
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jjtennis
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| Joined: 11 Jun 2012 |
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| 29 Dec 2013 01:43 PM |
| a robloxian ate a pie. the end |
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tvshok
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| Joined: 19 Dec 2010 |
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| 29 Dec 2013 05:28 PM |
| I bought the never dying cloak or something the end |
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| 29 Dec 2013 06:02 PM |
Once upon a regular ROBLOX day, there was a fellow guest who was nice. One day he was building a house, when someond
Had to stall trying to write "soneone". |
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| 29 Dec 2013 06:03 PM |
someone* #FloodcheckSucks2013 |
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| 29 Dec 2013 06:07 PM |
| Its called the ugly barnacle, Once there was an ugly barnicale, He was so Ugly that everyone died. THE END |
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Milkilla
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| Joined: 01 Sep 2011 |
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| 29 Dec 2013 11:10 PM |
| There was once a little ball who loved to bounce. Once, he bounced himself into the ocean. He floated until a turtle ate him. The turtle choked on the ball. The end |
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Milkilla
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| Joined: 01 Sep 2011 |
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