gup10
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| 31 Dec 2013 11:54 AM |
since i like to write and im bored here u go
it only takes like 4-5 minutes 2 read
(my humor is weird so something that i think is funny may be stupid to you)
i promise you guys it's good
[scene is a little village. the season is winter, and only iron is running around without a jacket. with iron is 3t, xfrost, vic, and fryber]
3t- Ah what a beautiful day!
Xfrost- Indeed such splending hues springing among us.
Iron- whats a hue?
Xfrost- It's a type of color.
Iron- um... the only color i see is white. and brown, you moron.
3t- Iron, don't flame.
iron gets angered, and is about to rage until fryber sprints down a stone street. his hippie hat falls off.
Fryber- I have HUGE news guys!
vic walks in
Vic- Good or bad?
Fryber- Terrible! Our Frost King Jakey has been touched of evil and has been taken into hostile hands, oh God let's hope those hands don't mash him up like a potato.
everyone awkwardly shifts their feet for a moment
iron- XD
3t- Well, there must be an FCC meeting!
[the scene is at a table. 2ic 3t takes control of the main throne. by his side are jrjojo and monsterpod. all hrs are there, except for uber and munk.]
alex- i'm assuming ws is going to hold all these attempts to get back jakey
gup- no that's war-
Mon- can u 2 shut up for once
gup- thats impossible mon
alex- ^
3t clears his throat
3t- We have new info. Vaktus was in control of the raid to take Jakey. Jakey is now in the hands of Vaktovia. We have this information from our spy Brick.
Alex- ew brick
3t- Anyway... votes on what we shall do? Raise your hand.
killer automatically raises his hand
Killer- I think we should hold raids on Vaktovia, and offer the compromise of stopping to raid if they give us Jakey.
Sparrow- vaks don't budge. you saw the tgi war when they tried hard to penetrate in, but vak stood like a stone and didnt allow it to even graze them.
gup- um.
sparrow- besides, they'll make updates and add the atac. or they'll just kill jakey.
for a few minutes, everyone suggests terrible ideas that don't work.
Jamm- What if we sent a quest, led by a certain, trustworthy member assisted by a pack of 20 or so FC into Vaktovian lands.
hunter- and that certain someone...?
dig- well iron of course.
mitche: Oh, oh, oh our iron, he's our man.
draco: oh, oh, oh our iron. hes so tan :o
3t: But he's very hard to obtain. And he's always a pain He never completes the task
killer: oh just give him a chance!
dig: but he always makes us giggle and we could always edit the plan a little maybe he will slip and fall in a vaktovian hall and then maybe he won't be here
mitche: but the boat: somebody must steer!
mon: iron's always want to take charge he'll do whatever he can to barge this is for what we've always done to him and oh boy this sounds like a hyme!
3t: Fine! Vote! Iron to hold the quest or not.
only 2 HRs vote no.
jr: i think it's safe to say iron's holding the quest.
[scene: a cafe. iron is sitting at a table. across from him on the table is nobody. alex and hare are getting their morning donuts. all of the ws come in for coffee and toast. sam, lovey, and roro are all working. secretly working is shell, though nobody can see her because she's in "da kitchen".]
Sam/Irdusial - Your.. five donuts... are coming to a cost of 4 dollars.
Hare- i have a coupon
alex- u always have a coupon.
sam- so ur getting five donuts? that's sorta fat huh?
alex- we're getting jr one
iron raises his hand
iron- oh waitress!!!! lovey!!!!
lovey rolls her eyes and walks over to iron.
lovey- yes iron?
iron- give me the shamrock hot chocolate
lovey- so that's a statement, not a question?
iron- i guess
lovey rolls her eyes and walks away, shaking tooshie.
all of the sudden all the ws come in, lead by fireraze. they all plop on the bar stools for coffee. the only ws missing are crunch, johnasome, and munk.
alex- they just come in like a herd of flamingos
fire- I'D LIKE SOME COFFEE
sam- Would you ree-eeally?
fire- IS THAT ATTITUDE TO AN ALPHA WOLF
sam- I'M A CM YO
sparrow-ws > fc
fire- what are you looking at, lovey?
iron gets up
iron- dont you no mess wit her..
fire stands up
fire- LETS GO IM A TOP 50 RCL'er
iron unleashes dragon powder and a torch
fire smirks. fire- what you gonna do with that? huh?
iron lights the powder on fire and throws it at fire. fire turns on fire (heh) and has horns sticking out of him. he shrieks and runs out of the building into the snow.
lovey-iron.
iron- yes?
lovey- iron is such a scrub (chorus- scrubby scrubby) iron is such a nub (chorus- nubby nubby) iron doesn't know what's love! so stop sending me a glove or a box of gross chocolate because me, lovey, i'm done with it (chorus- she's done with it)
iron- well you might as well call me a brat it'd be the same as that verbal slap (chorus- wot) all i want to do is to-
dig walks in
dig- enough. iron, your quest is ready.
somewhere in "da kitchen", a phone call is being made...
[scene: mountains. iron has a pack of wolves who'll carry his stuff and lead them to vaktovian lands. assisting him are crunch, alex, gup, modern, brick, iamthe, frozenreign, uber, sejir, sparrow, ignitor, thatsjustgreat, frostbite, hare, sam, victrics, and vintage
brick- why are alex and gup even here
sam (packing her stuff into a little box) - they demanded a somewhat equal amount of FC and WS. and for some reason they have to come along.
gup- yet it's still 11 WS to 6 FC.
iron- she's ready to blow!!
gup- heheh
frost-huehuehue
sam- are you guys going to be like this the whole way there.
frost nods and grins
iron- oh we're going on an adventure! here we go right now! it's been weeks of preperation and here we go right now
sam- conflicts and fights in the council here we go right now almost having no support but here we go right now!
iam- oh the sights we'll see on this journey here we go right now! it's going to be a blast, i'm sure and here we go right now
hare- can we just stop
thats- who sings xd
frost- and sam ur terrible.
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Exoknotz
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gup10
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| 31 Dec 2013 12:11 PM |
@iam
too lazy to make part II as of now, but it'll be made |
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thea96
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thea96
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| 31 Dec 2013 12:23 PM |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
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IcyPotato
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| 31 Dec 2013 12:38 PM |
wow im not in this masterpiece
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| 31 Dec 2013 12:57 PM |
what am i your silent servant
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Victrics
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| 31 Dec 2013 01:23 PM |
vic walks in
Vic- Good or bad?
my cameo |
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gup10
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| 31 Dec 2013 01:31 PM |
@vic
don't worry you're in iron's little pack
same with ig |
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| 31 Dec 2013 06:11 PM |
"you saw the tgi war when they tried hard to penetrate in,"
AHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAH |
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| 31 Dec 2013 06:12 PM |
| Two lines, one of which was explaining simple things to Iron. 10/10 |
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| 31 Dec 2013 06:19 PM |
WHERE THE HELL IS FROZEN. AND MY LINES ARE SXY. 7/10 COZ U FORGOT FROZEN. |
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gup10
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| 31 Dec 2013 06:53 PM |
| i made part 2, but i guess it had a naughty word in it |
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fryber11
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| 31 Dec 2013 11:54 PM |
| 11/10 for including fryber's hippie hat |
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Imperatos
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| 01 Jan 2014 12:13 AM |
sparrow should be included more and be more him not this ultra srs character
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gup10
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| 01 Jan 2014 12:32 AM |
part II
"Here we go!!" -shelby the swamp man
(Also, note, if I make fun of you, please don't take it seriously. It's somewhat overexaggerated. Some parts, well, very overexaggerated.)
[scene: vaktovian lair. jakey is lying on the ground. vaktus is there, with 2 VAKs and 2 VACs
jakey- ugh...
Vaktus: Yippee!! Da prisoneh haz wokens!!
jakey picks up a rock and throws it at vaktus
Vaktus: Cream of tarter with biscuits! What in da bloody h-e-double hockey sticks was y'all thinkin' of doin' right ther.
Jakey- What?
Vaktus- I said, moronic mortal, "Cream of tarter with biscuits! What in da bloody h-e-double hockey sticks was y'all thinkin' of doin' right ther".
Jakey- yeah, i understood that. whats with the accent.
Vaktus- Because me British, laddy! Teehee! You no know that, eh?
Jakey- but its so overdone. its like canadian, french, british-
Vaktus- Ze prisoneh needs to be silent or ze prisoneh willz be shkotten!!
Vac 1- hahaha told... xD
Vac 2- Stop you'll get us exiled >.>
Vak 1- HEY! NO FACES! USE GRAMMAR.
Vak 2- hey at the iron cafe you used a face.
Vaktus- QUEEN VICTORIA DUMPED IN RUBISH AND LEMONS! SILENCE! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! ZE MASTER OF DA UNIVERSE BE GETTIN' FRUSTRATED!
Vac 1- lelelelelelelele-
Vaktus- :kick team-vac
jakey- wow they're worse than some of my fc
vaktus- STFU SENOR
jakey- and there we go with the accent.
vak 1 slaps jakey. jakey slaps back, takes out his knife, and then he puts it in Vak 1's torso. he takes it back out and thrusts into vak 2. through the fight, vaktus is sitting on his throne eating crumpets and drinking tea.
Vaktus- Ooh!! Exciting! Le Frost King has some of ze most splendid moves. Too bad you is goin' down homeslice :3
vaktus takes out his gun and fires seven times. one goes through jakey's shoulder, the others hitting pictures of vaktus flexing.
jakey- that... accent
[scene: morning. iron's camp is on the trail to the portal into vaktovia. for every tent there are 3 people. crunch and sam are in one with vic.]
vic wakes up and notices crunch and sam getting dressed. after a moment, sam finally realize there are a pair of eyes on her body.
vic- Oh.. uh.. hey... sam... how... are... you..?
sam- out
crunch- out
sam- OUT
vic- ok ok
vic scrabbles out of the tent into the frosty air and the bitter snow only in his elmo boxer briefs. he shrieks. frozen wakes up.
frozen- really vic -________-
iam- wow nice elmo tighty whities vic
vic glares at them.
iron- XD Nice vic lolololololol
gup- you can come in our tent, vic
hare- are you kidding me? we're like ass to head as of now with alex.
alex- its gup whos fat not me
gup- ok sorry vic
crunch- you can come back in, vic-vic.
vic sprints into the tent, only noticing too late that sam and crunch are still in the tent. for 3 minutes, the entire team hears vics squals and sobbing, and some are of joy. still, most are pain.
iron- LOL now that thats over are adventure will begin! pack up your stuff and were heading out!!!!
[scene: mountains. noon. iron, chug, and and ig are sitting up in the wagon with their supplies. moving them are the wolves. the rest of the crew are walking.]
Iron- Brake time!
Thats, frozen, and modern are all sitting on the edge of the path on a mountain side.
frozen- i have an idea. i think the three of us should steal some wolves and take our supplies and go get jakey by ourselves. it'd be much quicker.
modern stands up and walks away.
thats- that's stupid, kid.
thats walks away. frozen, feeling bad, almost jumps off the mountain when he hears crunch, their scout, shriek. with her gone, he can be the best!
frozen- i'm coming for you crunch!
at once, frozen is frozen (heh!!) as he sees a weird catlike animal, larger than a wolf, in front of him.
ignitor- no that can't be..
iron- Yes.. A chooboogolet
Chug (whimpering)- it-it-it can't be a... chooboogolet...
Iron- It is...
frostbite- will a barrel work?
iron- They say only a black will dismantle it...
sparrow- hey look theres a barrel spawn right here
everyone looks toward the side, and indeed there is a barrel spawn. while uber is distracting the chooboogolet, brick is spawning barrels.
ignitor- brown, brown, white, BLACK!
gup- Uber, grab crunch.
crunch groans as uber drags her back to the camp.
frozen- i got this, kids -_____- 1V1 ME COOBOOGOLET
the chooboogolet claws at frozen and throws him off the mountain.
sparrow- FROZEN NO
iam- sparrow, get back. unless you wanna light this long, black bby up.
everyone awkwardly looks down.
sparrow- um ok.
sparrow lights the barrel and throws it at the chooboogolet. sparrow dives behind cover, just in time as the barrel completey shreds the chooboogolet. the sound, too, almost destroys all the fc.
sparrow- frozen... why...
sparrow goes to his tent and cries.
sam- quick, bring crunch to the nurse tent!
modern picks her up and brings her to the tent, and their journey is delayed, as sam has to work to cure crunch's fragile, pale body. sometime later, gup walks into the tent with vic.
gup- hi crunch
crunch (with a croak)- hello sir. thank you... for help (cough)ing me..
gup- i didn't really do anything, i just told uber to. well u always protect me at fw, so we're even i guess.
crunch- i gues we-
crunch passes out
sam- what the h*ck gup! now we're delayed more... OUT!
gup and vic- ugh... ok...
[scene: evening. the squad is on the road again.]
iron: we're passing near a town. we can get supplies and sleep in comfort there. stay yes or no?
everyone says yes, so they go up a little road. they're welcomed into the village. sparrow and alex don't sleep and protect their belongings. every thirty minutes, alex reads his book.
sparrow- i miss frozen.. my frozen..
alex- its ok sparrow
sparrow- but it-
alex- do you want to od
sparrow- ok
for a moment, they od until chug creeps up to them in mario pj's
chug- Umm...
sparrow- you disrupted our oding.
they're about to argue when they hear a ruffle in a bush. alex grabs his poisoned sword, sparrow snatches his sniper, and chug picks up a frost bow laying on the ground.
??? - they stopped talking...
????- sh!
alex takes the opportunity to leap out and strike. a vac slumps down. a vak thrusts at him and almost finishes him, but alex is saved by the sniper bullet of sparrow's.
alex walks to sparrow. chug checks the bush and is penetrated by a vaktovian bullet.
alex- eeek!
sparrow hops over the bush and fires, twice. two vacs lay in red in front of him, with little holes in their heads.
alex- RIP chug.
alex and sparrow take turns carrying the body to the camp. sam sees it and groans.
sparrow- 2 gone. chug... and my frozen.. |
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