pluspower
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| 30 Dec 2013 10:23 PM |
Yes, yes, come on in. Come on in. Wipe your feet on the rug. Welcome to my thread. Now, it's not much, but hey, it's a start. Together, you and I are gonna go places. This thread is gonna go places. But for now, it's a pretty humble thing.
Now, don't let that fool you. Don't let your guard down. You see, it's actually in this thread. The same 'it' that I've mentioned sparingly in the past several months. During this whole time, I haven't really given much of an explanation as to what exactly it is, but that'll come in due time.
I don't know if you've noticed, but right now it sort of looks like a cactus. Yeah, a potted cactus. Little purdy clay pot. Heh heh heh. Yes, well, don't let that fool you, either. It's really only in that form right now. What's that? How did it get into that form? Well, Hell if I know. What does it actually look like? How about you stop being a nosy little bugger and start answering my questions, huh?
OK. First question that I have for you. Now, I want you to answer these with great thought. Don't just haul an answer out of your rear end. Come on, now. I invite you into my thread and that's all you give me? No, don't screw around. I want some honest to God answers. OK. First question. Do you know why you clicked on this thread? Hm? Answer away. I've got all the time in the world.
Done answering? Good, good. On to the next question. Question two. Ooo, we're making progress. OK. Question two. Do you have any freaking idea what you're getting yourself into here? Because to me, it looks like you're viewing this as just an ordinary thread. No, you're wrong. And if you don't back off soon, you're gonna know why.
Well, that's all the time I have for now. Uhh, drinks are in the fridge. Food's in the cupboard. Bathroom's upstairs, down the hall, second door on the right. Make sure to wash your hands. And don't you go causing trouble now. I wouldn't appreciate that. So, see you around. |
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conners2
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| 30 Dec 2013 10:24 PM |
is this altruistic or satiric
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Adam602
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| 30 Dec 2013 10:25 PM |
1. because you said hello. so i was gonna say hello back
2. nope |
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| 30 Dec 2013 10:26 PM |
| if you were the narrator for the stanley parable- |
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pluspower
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| 30 Dec 2013 10:35 PM |
Oh, hey Caketrooper. Didn't expect you to be ringing my doorbell. Haha. How's the family? Listen, let's you and me have a talk? A real heart to heart. Huh? Sound good? Good, good. Good to hear.
OK, so. First order of business. This whole cat thing. Man, that's gotta stop. I talk to you on Skype and you give me little whiskers and expect me to act out your cosplaying fantasies.
Well, mister. I am not on board. So, how about we toss out the litter box, delete every past message we've sent to each other, and pretend it never happened? Then we can proceed with the more important things that lie down the road. |
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pluspower
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| 31 Dec 2013 12:01 AM |
Once everything settles down and we all sober up, we'll get down to business. Have dinner and discuss our course of action. But for now, you guys go out and enjoy your New Year firework shows. Blow some crap up! Yeah!
Oh. A word to the wise. Make sure not to tip over any fireworks after you lit em. Happened to me one year. Nearly blew my darn head off! Yowza! And if you've been getting into my stash of Butterfingers, you might wanna set up some sort of place you can dive into in the event that you screw things up. Good luck. |
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pluspower
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| 31 Dec 2013 12:09 AM |
Penguingirl, this is mile one right here. We're just scratching the surface of something bigger. Something more real. Something more...Well, you'll just have to wait and see, won't you?
Pull up a chair. Preferably one with a cup holder. Wouldn't want you spilling your drink on my new carpet. It cost me a fortune. Had to get a loan from the bank. |
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LolHatz
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| 31 Dec 2013 12:11 AM |
i'll just dump my pepsi onto the carpet woops |
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pluspower
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| 31 Dec 2013 12:13 AM |
Welcome to the party, LolHatz. You're a little late. I like it. You've got things to do. Couldn't make it on time. You're the real busy bee of the bunch. Good stuff.
Hey, don't sweat it. Doesn't matter if you show up late. It only matters that you showed up at all. You know how much this means to me? Here, lemme get you a little something something for your troubles. Here's a good Minecraft seed. Use it. Lots of stuff. 114199549 |
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pluspower
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| 31 Dec 2013 08:51 AM |
| Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! Ha ha ha heh ha! New day. New expansion. I'm thinking we get a dimmer switch on the go. Get some atmosphere up in here. Hm? Any feedback? I'm all ears! Well, you know what? Piss off. I want dimmer switches, I'm gonna get freaking dimmer switches. Cause as of right now, you really don't have any say in this stuff. So just sit down keep your mouth shut. Got that? Good. Hee hee hah! |
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Bouncin66
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| 31 Dec 2013 08:52 AM |
| i don't understand this at all. |
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| 31 Dec 2013 08:56 AM |
I have Minuspower somewhere in a warehouse, unless you want sudden death explain what this is. |
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neongoo51
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| 31 Dec 2013 08:57 AM |
Making your posts longer doesn't make you more popular...
``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ - Merry christmas, your present is an additional signature |
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Nyaonix
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| 31 Dec 2013 08:58 AM |
why are we having this discussion why are you here is there a higher calling |
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| 31 Dec 2013 08:59 AM |
| did you ever find that l2d rant thread i want it so bad |
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pluspower
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| 31 Dec 2013 09:05 AM |
Ah, NeONgoo51. Glad you brought that up. Popularity. Just saying that word reminds me of one of them high school dramas. You up for some Degrassi later on? No? OK.
There's a difference between wanting to be popular and...Well, just being who you are. See, when one wants to be admired and supported by many, they'll do the best they can to achieve this. When you have someone who's just slapping their hands off a keyboard and spewing out the first thing that really comes to mind. What is that? Well, that's a piss off. Yes. Heh hah! But what that person is typing is also just what they're immediately thinking of. It's what they actually are all about.
Now, what if I'm not just typing straight from the brain? What if I'm sitting here and putting lots of thought into this, hoping it'll be something that gets people to accept me? Well, you don't know that. You gotta put your trust into me. Unfortunately, in this day and age, that's kind of difficult. |
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| 31 Dec 2013 09:08 AM |
This is a bit inordinate, you never usually respond to people with a paragraph, is there a specific reason to this |
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Kotawl
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Crazc
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