Dystra
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:25 PM |
- you can take a poop without reading anything or using your smartphone - you can eat toast without butter - you eat captain crunch and don't complain about it being sharper than razor blades - you can withstand drinking sprite - you can stub your toe and not scream out in pain and erupt into cursing - you can eat just one lays potato chip and stop |
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:25 PM |
1) check 2) maybe 3) check 4) no 5) no 6) check
what do I qualify as |
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:26 PM |
Failed last 2
Should've added:
"Stepping on a lego without screaming." |
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Lukrg
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:26 PM |
I can do all but the first.
And I don't eat Captain Crunch |
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:26 PM |
done done never tried it <3 sprite done ill get there |
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Shiverous
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:27 PM |
| DAMMIT I CANT DO ANY OF THAT ! ...MAKE NEW ONES I have to be at least 1% a man |
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Valkeri
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:27 PM |
| a real man isn't bound by accomplishing menial and mundane tasks!!11!!11 |
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:27 PM |
- you can take a poop without reading anything or using your smartphone. ez - you can eat toast without butter. ez - you eat captain crunch and don't complain about it being sharper than razor blades. ez - you can withstand drinking sprite. nop - you can stub your toe and not scream out in pain and erupt into cursing. nope - you can eat just one lays potato chip and stop. nope |
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DullTitan
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:28 PM |
been there done that
-[Proud soldier of the Vaktovian Military since 2011]- |
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rofl345
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:29 PM |
Without sprite I have nothing left!
[♔] Slayin' Since 08' [♔] |
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:31 PM |
Just really.
Should have added. 'Not raging when you die on COD'
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Dystra
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:32 PM |
@idesign
more like "being able to play call of duty without turning into an idiot" |
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Chris1085
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:34 PM |
| the stub your toe part, I do it all the time, once time I tried to hold the scream in and my face was literally turning red... |
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:34 PM |
| You may be a man if you can eat toast without butter, but you're an only an Anderslavian if you can eat a toaster without butter. |
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Sanecho
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:35 PM |
- i poop all the time without my phone - i eat toast WITH ONLY MARMITE OMG SO BA - we dont have that cereal in NZ soooooo - it tastes like sugar water, but it's good with juice in it - here we stab out toes for fun - considering i have to go to an import store to get them, lolno |
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:35 PM |
- you can take a poop without reading anything or using your smartphone. check - you can eat toast without butter. who eats toast? So check - you eat captain crunch and don't complain about it being sharper than razor blades. As long as it's penut butter ,check - you can withstand drinking sprite. Any type of pop is good by me, check - you can stub your toe and not scream out in pain and erupt into cursing. I'm sure that cussing in french is ok, check - you can eat just one lays potato chip and stop. That why Doritos are for, check I am the man (Bob and Tom reference)
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Xaino
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Mezasu
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:37 PM |
sprite is great
spongeclan squareguilds - 1k+ posts - ucmetal2 - deleted lol |
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13unz
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crazy651
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:39 PM |
1) check 2) check 3) check 4) check 5) no 6) check
what am I |
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:48 PM |
1. Just gone and done it. 2. Accidentally. But still yes. 3. Who is this Captain Crunch you speak of. 4. Yep. 5. Sometimes. 6. We don't get Lays where I live
Am I a real man yet?
~[The Mango Farmer/RNW Major]~...
Intelligence is the ability to adapt to bass - Stephen Walking... |
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| 30 Dec 2013 08:49 PM |
failed all :i
proof im g e y :D |
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