LadyWoof
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| 30 Dec 2013 10:28 AM |
[Setting includes a bar busy with people; Vaktus and SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX walk in talking about their Generals.] Vaktus: Let us sit here you furry idiot. Sonic: Shut up Alien. [ As the two sit down a spotlight hits them, lights dim all around them. EmpressAlexa enters. Another spotlight lights on her. Time freezes for everything but Alexa] EmpressAlexa: Now, as you know these two leaders were the most greedy and lazy. Neither did much work on their clan. [Time unfreezes and a waitress enters named LadyMoo. Waitress wears a cow costume which fits the theme of this county bar.] LadyMoo: Well Hia there Partners! Welcome to the, Moooooo tastic, tangy, and beautiful county shack! Vaktus: Ill have water. Sonic: Medium Pepsi, Please. LadyMoo: Alrighty Boys! I'll be back soon. [LadyMoo struts off, spotlight turns off and regular lighting turns on.] EmpressAlexa: Now, as you all know. There was a Deva in town named BlackVector. She loved to shoot clan leaders to death after torturing them with whips. [ Sound of whip crashes] [BlackVector walks in with LordDestine's head on a stick, face is colored with blood.] BlackVector: What are you two neanderthols doing here? Vaktus: We're here to kill you. Sonic: [Punches Vaktus] You idiot! [Time Freeze] EMpressAlexa: After long bickering and barking. LadyWoof walks in with 2 Great Danes and a Snow Wolf. [Time Thaw] LadyWoof: All of you stop bickering! Do you idiots know I could defeat you all! [As time slows a man pulls out a gun and the wolf rips off his head; blood flies everywhere] LadyWoof: Good girl, Jessica. Now, I suggest you two leave or I'll pull Alexa through a black hole from Mexico! Vaktus, Sonic, and BlackVector: You wouldn't dare awake the mistress! [LordDestined's Head falls off the stick and rolls into a great Dane's mouth] LadyWoof: Then you better get going! LadyMoo: They better pay for their drinks first! [ After Sonic and Vaktus pay for the drink they leave. LadyWoof let's BlackVector go on with her life]
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(Please take into consideration I wrote this on my phone in a shaking car on the highway.)
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LadyWoof
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| 30 Dec 2013 10:31 AM |
| I think I did good considering I wrote this in under 5 minutes In a shaking car on my phone. |
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LadyWoof
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LadyWoof
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LadyWoof
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LadyWoof
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