Zach1102
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| 15 Nov 2013 08:45 PM |
It was another dark and miserable night in Aldershot, England. I turned on the radio, to listen to the pleasant sound of children screaming in pain. I sat on my balcony, looking outside into the malicious storm that was looming overhead. The rain fell down, like tears off a X-101 girl as she was beaten. I laughed at the though, then looked down in the village, smokestacks rising as the filthy lower classes would begin their labor again. I chuckled to myself, but was cut short as I heard a scream from downstairs. I rushed into my kitchen to find my wife on the ground, chlorofill all over here. I realized that she must have been playing will it, as she loved the stuff. I walked over, grinning, knowing I would have a fun night ahead. After I was done tucking her in bed, I walked downstairs and outside, into the cemetery where my friend was buried. I walked to his grave, and dug it up with my bare hands, "You always wanted my wife, didn't you? Now you can have her!" I laughed to myself as I dumped the body into the skeletal remains. With an evil flare in my eyes, I strode down to the village and found a young girl of 8. I walked into the center of the village and said, "This girl shall be either hung, or beat! Which is it?" The crowd yelled, "HANG! HANG!" as they loved to see someone besides themselves suffer. I grinned, complying to their demands. Little timmy, the village orphan, tied her up and pulled the winch. His parents are dead you ask? I buried them alive in a mine shaft for not meeting quota. Anyways, the girl died painfully, which amused the masses enough for them to start off the day cherry and happy. I walked inside a tavern, got some salt, and rubbed the floor over and over until it cried. I forgot to mention, I enslaved a wizard a few years back, and forced him to make the inanimate objects feel pain. Oh all the times I would break my chair in two...putting the wood in the fire....burning it... I love being Emperor of Vaktovia. |
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Zach1102
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Zach1102
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Zach1102
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Dravum
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Inysa
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| 17 Nov 2013 01:31 PM |
| That's really not very dark or twisted. |
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Rezdonox
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| 17 Nov 2013 01:34 PM |
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock at the door. |
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Zach1102
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Zach1102
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| 17 Nov 2013 04:18 PM |
| boxer, it is the sotry of VAK. |
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DeusCael
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Zach1102
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13unz
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| 18 Nov 2013 06:14 PM |
10/10
That would be most Vaktovians right there. |
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13unz
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| 18 Nov 2013 06:15 PM |
| That would be like most Vaktovians just doing that and acting evil* |
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Zach1102
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| 27 Dec 2013 02:24 PM |
| WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME |
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bakgan01
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