solid8556
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| 26 Dec 2013 01:46 AM |
>be me >ready to celebrate cinco de shrekyo >bought a box full of onions >invite all my brogres >they all say yes >feelsgoodman.jpg >have smash mouth blasting >Shrek is playing in all the tvs of the house >start grilling onions >Dinka came to tell spooky stories >paying him in waffles >finish preparing the onions >onion chips with french onion dip >wear my shrencho >ready to party >4:00 >nobody has showed up >wat >call friends again >no answer >thinking they ditched me >cried on Dinka's shoulder >Shrek shows up >"ey laddeh! I tougt we had e partey goeing on!" >tell Shrek no one showed up >"OH NO THEY DON'T!" >shrek goes ogre to friend's houses and punishes them >or so I thought >shrek comes back >"laddeh, they weren't in ther'r swamps" >no >we go out to look for them >we see a hair salon >wasn't there before >"charming looks" >let's go investigate >enter >see all friends tied up to salon hair machines >they're getting their hair dyed >no >one of them managed to take mouth cuff off >"Anon, Shrek! It's a trap!" >door closes behind us >charming comes out of the shadows >says he's charmingizing the brogres >"ogre mah dead bodeh!" >shrek rushes to charming >he starts vaccuuming his sausage >wat >it was Farquaad all along >"Hah! You thought the REAL Shrek would come to your aid?" >two treants come and grab me from behind >"It's not ogre yet charming!" >Dinka breaks in >"eh yo anon! I need mah waffles!" >tell dinka he'll get double if he saves me >he calls dragon >dragon melts the place with napalm strike >brogres are unaffected by napalm strike >the layers make us fireproof >drek, charming and treants are reduced to dust >we all go back to my swamp and celebrate cinco de shrekyo >the real shrek arrives >party turns into love fest >morning time >Mfw I owe dinka ten million waffles >Shrek offers to pay my debt in layers >yes >Shrek is love. Shrek is life |
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| 26 Dec 2013 01:46 AM |
| who was that kid obsessed with get shreked? |
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Sherknock
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| 26 Dec 2013 01:49 AM |
Don't get Shreked
Get Sherk'ed |
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