solid8556
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| 26 Dec 2013 01:09 AM |
>be Shrek >shrekking off >funny movie comes on >little girl getting out of well >"Is this some kind of comedy?" >lel >she's getting closer and closer to me >I stick my shrock in the tv >she stops and tugs at it >"trying to rip it off lassie, you'll never be able to because it's made of layers" >She's running back to her well >"not today, lassie" >I need a hero starts playing >I jump in the tv >she bends ogre to get in the well >"shrek m8" >I shove all 4 meters of my girthy shrock into the little emo girls rump >she screams a loud siren scream >I unleash my seed in her ring >she's crying >she looks back and whispers >"is it finally ogre?" >I laugh >"IT'S ONLY OGRE WHEN I SAY IT'S OGRE" >Shift into maximum ogredrive >she dies from the shrexual pleasure >I throw her used mass back into the well >notice terrified onlookers >"Well you got your freaking hero, you goons." >notice i was just on a movie set the whole time >"OH SHREK" |
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manic344
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| 26 Dec 2013 01:11 AM |
| why do you copy and paste 4chan? |
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| 26 Dec 2013 01:11 AM |
oh my shrek this is hot brb going to... do stuff |
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Sherknock
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solid8556
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