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xraykam
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:03 AM |
It is eight o clock, where I live |
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:08 AM |
353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
Conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:13 AM |
| The reason why I don't believe in Santa. |
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:13 AM |
because he's magic?
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:14 AM |
| No, because of the fact I just stated. |
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:17 AM |
| Our parents have been the one imitating Santa, Santa died on his 1st Christmas eve. |
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NBA157
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:17 AM |
@urani, liar he is real if hes fake who put the gifts under my tree? huh? answer that nub! loool burned XDXDDXDXD |
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:25 AM |
| "Our parents have been the one imitating Santa." Your parents are the ones buying things at shops and putting it under the Christmas tree for you. |
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:26 AM |
then how did they get cod??
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xraykam
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:27 AM |
| Uranium is telling the truth!! |
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:27 AM |
liar i saw santa in the stores
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:36 AM |
| It's a random person that dressed up as Santa. |
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AlliCatU
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:39 AM |
| way to ruin christmas for little kids |
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:39 AM |
guess what? no one cares #?
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:41 AM |
| Saying "ho ho ho!" Every once and awhile to have the impression that he IS Santa. |
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:42 AM |
| Well, I'm just telling you guys the sad truth. |
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:42 AM |
you're telling me bullcrap lies
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xraykam
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| 25 Dec 2013 08:43 AM |
| Santa existed in the 1200's, he dead,l. |
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iSaverous
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| 25 Dec 2013 09:08 AM |
Santa is not Dead. Get out. |
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