fang13674
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| 23 Dec 2013 09:18 PM |
a tank and a bunch of cars are parked outside the prison a man with an eyepatch stands on the tank
governor:"ayyy matey i call for a parlay"
commercial break!!!!!! this episode of the walking carl is brought to u by carl grimes enterprises selling pigs since 2013
rick:"everyone grab a gun, even u carlito" carl:"carl" rick:"srsly who cares not even dale does and you got him killed" daryl:"rick ill shoot with ur boy hes so strong like me" rick:"k darla" daryl:"daryl" rick:who cares not even carol does and she murdered those 2 irrelevent supporting characters and i sent her away" daryl:"what" rick:"nothing"
governor:"rick ayyyy matey come down here rick:"wat do u want sir" governor:"shiver me timbers i want your establishment matey" rick:"we have a council" governor:"is ur matey hershel on the council" rick:"who" governor:"ayy hershel" rick:"who" governor:"santa clause" rick:"ohhhh him yea he is wat about him"
the governor pulls hershel out of a car
hershel:"mmmmmmmmmmmm i rubbed a good one in there oh hi rick <3333" rick:"santa how did u omg no" governor:"ayyy is the black wench part of ur council" rick:"well no but"
the governor pulls her out of the car
michonne:"help rick" rick:"no santa and michelin dont hurt them" the governor pulls out michonnes katana he puts it to santa hershels neck
governor:"ayyyy ill spill this bearded lads blood on the grass with this cutlass here matey" rick:"what are you even saying" governor:"give me the prison or he dies" rick:"we can talk everyone can live at the prison" governor:"ayyyy my crew may not share the deck with ur crew matey" rick:"we can all walk away from this nobody has to die"
the governor pulls the katana back and looks at rick he whispers
governor:"ye be lying"
the governor slices santa hershels neck
screaming bang bang boom boom lots of explosions yo stuffs on fire
the tank knocks down the fence people are dying and stuff
rick and the governor are fighting and rick gets defeated michonne stabs governor
governor:"ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy matey that hurt u bilge rat" lil bit later
some skank named lily walks up to governor who we never introduced governor:"ay u wench dont u dare point that flintlock at me"
bang
end of the walking carl mid season finale |
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| 23 Dec 2013 09:19 PM |
wheres the satan cam
»i caym in leik a rekin bal« |
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fang13674
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| 23 Dec 2013 09:22 PM |
lets have a moment of silence for santa hershel pirate governor |
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| 23 Dec 2013 09:23 PM |
| excuse me where is my name |
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fang13674
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| 23 Dec 2013 09:26 PM |
| um this was intended TO BE CARL GRIMES X POKEMONEEVEE |
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fang13674
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| 23 Dec 2013 09:28 PM |
i morphed it into the walking carl you died skank
jk your alive but carl like the man he was saved your life from the tank and whisked you away into the bus
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