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Re: i know this is reddit but it is too funny to pass up

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firestar509 is not online. firestar509
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29 Oct 2013 05:06 PM
>be me living at uni
>go to subway to pick up some lunch before class
>down time, only 2 other people in there
>employee hears the bell and comes out from back
>9/10 skinny blonde
>holding her phone up to her ear but not talking
>i wait a bit and she gives me a look
>figure she's on hold and i'd better order
>"yeah, i'll have a 6-inch blt on italian and-"
>she cuts me off
>"can't you see i'm on the phone?!"
>mfw
>wait for 2 minutes, 3 people get in line behind me
>finally she finishes listening to her phone
>"alright, the hell do you want?"
>dat filename
>her mistake was complaining to me, a former subway employee
>time to screw up her day
>order a footlong double-meat meatball sub on honey wheat bread
>that bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount of meatballs
>makes her microwave it for 2 minutes
>she tries to use napkins to take it out so she's not burned
>fails miserably
>order all the veggies
>she tries to place a tiny bit of each kind on it
>make her double everything
>guy behind me is laughing his butt off
>bread is stretched completely open and tearing
>time to destroy this sandwich for sure
>ask for oil, say tell her i'll say when she's used enough
>wait for her to stop on her own
>make her double that
>oil bottle is basically empty
>added an assortment of other sauces
>just picked the ones that would dye her uniform the best colors
>sandwich is 40% sauces
>calls me a bad name and attempts to close the damn thing
>sandwich immediately spews all of its contents all over her uniform, $200 jeans, and $500 shoes
>she starts crying
>lean over the counter
>"I've changed my mind, I'd like a 6-inch BLT on Italian."

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firestar509 is not online. firestar509
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29 Oct 2013 05:07 PM
4chan*

damn it i always make this confusion

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29 Oct 2013 05:09 PM
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29 Oct 2013 05:11 PM
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Jeconjo1000 is not online. Jeconjo1000
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29 Oct 2013 05:12 PM
that's really rude

she's probably stressed out because she's working at subway
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firestar509 is not online. firestar509
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29 Oct 2013 05:12 PM
it's called bumping

are you new

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29 Oct 2013 05:14 PM
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29 Oct 2013 05:14 PM
i'm literally dying
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29 Oct 2013 05:15 PM
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29 Oct 2013 05:17 PM
lol'd
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29 Oct 2013 05:22 PM
$500 shoes?

oh my
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treehousebob is not online. treehousebob
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29 Oct 2013 05:23 PM
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

I actally laughed, thanks OP :)
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22 Dec 2013 09:17 PM
This deserves a bump.
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fellex is not online. fellex
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22 Dec 2013 09:18 PM
that's great

now i want subway
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firestar509 is not online. firestar509
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22 Dec 2013 10:56 PM
k
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Shortstorywriter is not online. Shortstorywriter
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22 Dec 2013 10:58 PM
That was god damn hilarious.
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SongofSwords is not online. SongofSwords
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22 Dec 2013 10:59 PM
If this really happened...

...then you are brilliant.
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CVW is not online. CVW
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22 Dec 2013 11:01 PM
Rude lady deserved it.

Funny as heck, for once.
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22 Dec 2013 11:02 PM
hehe

if all your friends were named cliff would you jump off them?
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ElectricBlazeAlt is not online. ElectricBlazeAlt
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22 Dec 2013 11:06 PM
It sounds fake to me. That's horrible customer service, I doubt Subway of all places would tolerate that kind of employee. Also... who in blazes wears $500 shoes making sandwiches?
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