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| 29 Oct 2013 05:06 PM |
>be me living at uni >go to subway to pick up some lunch before class >down time, only 2 other people in there >employee hears the bell and comes out from back >9/10 skinny blonde >holding her phone up to her ear but not talking >i wait a bit and she gives me a look >figure she's on hold and i'd better order >"yeah, i'll have a 6-inch blt on italian and-" >she cuts me off >"can't you see i'm on the phone?!" >mfw >wait for 2 minutes, 3 people get in line behind me >finally she finishes listening to her phone >"alright, the hell do you want?" >dat filename >her mistake was complaining to me, a former subway employee >time to screw up her day >order a footlong double-meat meatball sub on honey wheat bread >that bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount of meatballs >makes her microwave it for 2 minutes >she tries to use napkins to take it out so she's not burned >fails miserably >order all the veggies >she tries to place a tiny bit of each kind on it >make her double everything >guy behind me is laughing his butt off >bread is stretched completely open and tearing >time to destroy this sandwich for sure >ask for oil, say tell her i'll say when she's used enough >wait for her to stop on her own >make her double that >oil bottle is basically empty >added an assortment of other sauces >just picked the ones that would dye her uniform the best colors >sandwich is 40% sauces >calls me a bad name and attempts to close the damn thing >sandwich immediately spews all of its contents all over her uniform, $200 jeans, and $500 shoes >she starts crying >lean over the counter >"I've changed my mind, I'd like a 6-inch BLT on Italian."
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| 29 Oct 2013 05:07 PM |
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damn it i always make this confusion
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| 29 Oct 2013 05:10 PM |
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| 29 Oct 2013 05:12 PM |
that's really rude
she's probably stressed out because she's working at subway |
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| 29 Oct 2013 05:12 PM |
it's called bumping
are you new
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| 29 Oct 2013 05:23 PM |
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
I actally laughed, thanks OP :) |
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| 22 Dec 2013 09:18 PM |
that's great
now i want subway |
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| 22 Dec 2013 10:58 PM |
| That was god damn hilarious. |
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| 22 Dec 2013 10:59 PM |
If this really happened...
...then you are brilliant. |
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| 22 Dec 2013 11:01 PM |
Rude lady deserved it.
Funny as heck, for once. |
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| 22 Dec 2013 11:02 PM |
hehe
if all your friends were named cliff would you jump off them? |
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| 22 Dec 2013 11:06 PM |
| It sounds fake to me. That's horrible customer service, I doubt Subway of all places would tolerate that kind of employee. Also... who in blazes wears $500 shoes making sandwiches? |
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