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| 22 Dec 2013 08:33 PM |
| One apron a time, there was a frog named Andy. He never hopped everywhere else but his habitat at all in his frog life. His 3 best friends were Milly, who never lefty their lillypad, Billy, who was always hopping, and Roger, who was arrested for killing a tadpole. So one day, Andy saw something hopping on lillypads. It was the most beautiful frog he has ever seen. "She's pretty." said Milly. "She's beautiful." said Billy. "SHE'S A FROGGY CRAP" said Roger. Then, she was gone. Andy then says "I am going to find her, I will follow my little frog heart." So then, Andy hopped into the forest. She left footstep in the forest. He then crossed a turtle. The turtle said "You can't pass." "Please?" Andy said. "No!" said the turtle. Then, there was a rumbling in the bushes, and, like a man was shot in the chest with a rifle, the turtle was shot in the chest with a rifle. He then went on moving. He then came crossed a giant crocodile. He then chanted "I woke up and sat on the log, I looked at the menu, the menu says FROG!" Andy said "No, NO, please don't kill me, I was here by myself dying, now your ripping out my insides. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" The end |
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Roger3278
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| 22 Dec 2013 09:32 PM |
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH IM A TADPOLE MURDERER |
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