kkmm
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:48 PM |
Ok thankfully I left when I was young! I left before 6th grade which thank god I saved tons of money and didn't need BC anymore (In fact I was OBC). Ok so if you're passed 6th grade and playing this, STOP! NOW! because truthfully you probably smell and wear fedoras am I right? So if you're still reading thats good! Ok so if you decided to normal yourself and still have a shot at making more friend that are "Normal" and have alot of normal people talking to you then follow these steps!
So if you stop (hopefully you're not to late) before 6th grade you'll have made the dead line to make friend, Good! In elementary it's cool to be nerdy and play little kids games, because hey, this game is intended for elementary and maybe I should go as far as saying quit ALL little kids game you play. Any way back to the topic quit before 6th grade because when you get into 6th grade you're expected to make friends and have a lot of social norms and you'll be in groups now instead of a class with all the people you see everyday. You don't wanna be in the nerd group that gets looked at like freaks and constantly getting talked behind there back to (Trust me I do it to all the nerd in our school that wear fedoras, play yugioh, and talk about League). Ok so I'm going to teach you how to be normal and fly with the normal majority, you may not be popular or friends with EVERYONE but you'll be friends with the majority cool kids.
Step 1 Hygiene: Ok so you don't wanna be that kid with MASSIVE body oder, trust me no one wants to sit next to you or talk to you and you want good breath, go to you're local supermarket and buy the first *Antiperspirant* that appeals (I prefer Axe or Old Spice for cheaper or if you really sweat alot go with Gillette Clinical strength, its messy but it works. As for teeth use whitening tooth paster as well because white teeth look like clean teeth just FYI.
Step 2 Dress Normal: Don't wear a star wars T-shirt from Walmart or a old shirt that's a little to big and messy and make sure its WASHED! Any way if you can't afford mall clothe then just goto thrift shop and buy some nice looking button up (FYI they're in style and don't buy a dress shirt they're not good looking unless your DRESSING UP. Buy a plaid or striped button up that looks half decent) and you can also buy some nice looking mall shirt for cheap and thrift shops if you live in a big city in the rich part. So if you do have a little bit of clothe money and don't mind spending more than 50$ at a mall then shop at Zumiez, Tilly's, Hot Topic (Please make this a last option because they do sell some nerdy shirts not cool) and shop at PacSun, usually these stores will have a buy one get 50% off or Pacsun (As far as I know and I recently bought this way) Has buy one get one free and the highest priced shirt there is 20 so 20 dollars for two shirts! So if you're confused on the style heres a suggestion buy Shirts that are your size and buy something like Obey, On the Byas, Freeworld or any skate brand (Ignore DC please they're not big in the shirt game anymore and they're starting to die). And no mall clothe are swag kids clothe a swag kid is usually wearing the same obnoxious shirt over and over so don't think your swagging it if you hate swag, I for one, don't care what mall clothe im wearig cause I don't wear it like a swag gag (replace first g with F). As for pants if you're skinny wear skinny jeans or slim fit never buy cargo or loose fit cause you look awkward (trust me i'm 5'9 and skinny it works for me) and if your fat wear loose fit band or slim, as for color don't buy JEANS! buy CHINOS or CANVAS they look better and good looking colors are Khaki,Grey, and Black never any bright colors or rainbow colors. If you want a example of a good looking outfit then look up "Khaki Freeworlds zumiez" (Any good looking shirt on pac sun) and... OH I forgot shoes wear Vans please or something skater looking (BESIDES DC DANGET) and Nike SBs are good looking to and if you're cheap buy the 30$ surf vans they're usually buy one get one free at a vans store good deal! Also if it's cold don't wear that hoodie you've been wearing for the past 3 years with the bleach stain and food stains on it that smells with chewed up hoodie chords, buy a coat like a cardigan, or a flannel (But make sure its not ugly and huge buy good colors) also Hoodie are OK but make sure it's fit and snug on you and it's not dirty! That's all I got for clothes for now
Step 3 Hair: Ok please PLEASE I can't exaggerate this enough! please do you're hair or cut it if it's obnoxiously out of control. If you're hairs short then grow it out no one wants to look at really short hair make it medium and then comb it to the side of do a nice looking faux hawk if you're hair can do it, medium hair is usually touching your eye browns and touching ears with atleast 2 inch measuring combed up for technical purposes. Ok for you shaggy haired kids that have the bull cut please don't let it go passed you're ears you may look like a young Justin Bieber but it looks good and comb it please and USE CONDITIONER! for you long haired kid that have shoulder length hair please cut it you don't look good at all! Cut it to you're ears and then comb it please please! Don't be afraid to use hair spray either its for guys to!
Step 4: Do something!: Go join a sport at school usually baseball is easy and a fun way to get into sports! Or Cross Country or Track but these usually only apply for high school kids so don't worry if you're in middle school and try not to be super skinny its not attractive and you're clothes look horrible
Step 5 Posture: Don't hunch back stand straight please
Step 6 talk about normal things: don't talk about your level 700 dragon and how you just reached gold cap on WOW talk about stuff going on around school and if you're meeting new friends just say what's up eventually they'll talk to you in class if they sit next to you and you'll get to know them. Usually people will ask you what you like to do just say "not much I don't really do much beside listen to music and watch tv and hang with my old friends" (It works) and just ask them how there day is ask them what they're doing today or anything. Also if they look like someone you wouldn't get along with or are to cool for you don't embaress your self and make you look like an idiot. Aim for the less popular kids that talk to one kid or maybe even nobody at all maybe truthfully they'll be glad to have someone to talk to in class but make sure they're not a nerd because they'll take you to they're nerd leader and you'll get nerdified PERMANENTLY!
Step 7: Don't worry about Girlfriend/Boyfriends: Honestly it doesn't work like you see on TV you don't just go up to a girl/boy and say "hey wanna go out" to a girl/boy you don't even know if you want to get into something serious then get to know that person and see who they are like, if they're like you then chances are they'll want to know you more and eventually you'll like eachother and you wont even know it
Step 8 Just Chill: Don't force friends and don't be a nerd just be that kid that chill through everything
Step 9: keep with the social trend dont use memes and dont be nerdy
Step 10 Most importantly: You can still play you're average games such as TF2 MW any of those but not kid games and if you're gonna play these average games leave them at home don't go talking about it because it is super super nerdy so don't
Any Questions/Concerns write back in comments please
and I didn't come back to Roblox forever, I came back to warn you and to make you nerds normal -kkmm (Aka Kris Keeton) |
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BlastB00M
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:50 PM |
I'm confused. This seems to be more of "How to be a stereotypical high school student" than a warning against use of this site.
And you're not taking our geekiness away. It's the one thing we have. |
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kkmm
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:50 PM |
Nerd stop it please read it you'll thank me later
TLDR: There isn't one just read it |
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:50 PM |
| I'm not reading that whole thing. |
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:50 PM |
| tl;dr: get off roblox before 6th grade |
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fellex
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:51 PM |
so you're assuming that I have no life whats-so ever, and ROBLOX is all I have..?
um being 11th grade, almost double the age you mentioned at first, i dont need these instructions. I'm already done with membership, this is more of a pass time when i'm SUPER bored, like what video games are meant to do, pass time. |
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kkmm
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:51 PM |
| It's not stereo typical its NORMAL |
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fellex
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:53 PM |
| what if you do everything listed AND play ROBLOX? what then? |
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kkmm
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:53 PM |
| Fellex Im not saying roblox is your life im saying you're living a nerdish life like you probably mention memes and nerdy stuff all the time to you'r nerd pack am i right? |
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kkmm
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:55 PM |
Ok Fellex if you followed everything and you still play roblox just don't live the lifestyle of a nerd, act like a nerd at home and then act like a normal teenager at school. It's ok to play roblox every once in a while but lets say you had a friend thats normal and he saw you playing this I think he would find it nerdy and weird
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fellex
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:55 PM |
| ..I don't know what you mean by "nerd pack" arn't friends supposed to share similar interests? what of it if it happens to be some stupid memes (which it's not) whats the point in following this list if you're not allowed to be your true self??? |
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fellex
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:56 PM |
| arn't we supposed to find out who we are in our teens? not put on some facade to get people to like you? |
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kkmm
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:57 PM |
| Because you're "true self" Is a low life Seriously would you want your boss to see you dressed like a nerd all the time and smelly? just saying don't be that guy and shut up fellex you've replied to my stuff before when I called you a low life so you're on my list of tards |
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:57 PM |
I stopped reading when you started giving advice about how you think everyone should look who plays ROBLOX. We are not the people that need fixing up. I believe you need to look in the mirror, and ask yourself why you really left, because it looks like you ran away from who you really were to just fit in at school.
As for friends, I have a ton of friends who share the same interests as me (I am in high school!). We all decided to join the same extra curricular activities together and we are currently having a blast. What you should really do to get friends is find people who accept you for who you really are. It's okay to play ROBLOX when you are older; just play it in moderation with your social life.
Oh, and by the way, my friends are a mixture of boys and girls. They all hate axe. |
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kkmm
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:58 PM |
| Well finding your self and being a nerd is stupid you don't wanna be that curlied hair nerd that smells and listens to pinch harmonic 80's hair metal and wearing a ACDC shirt all the time |
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:59 PM |
did you just write all of this
~ oh, whistle round the world... ~ |
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fellex
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:59 PM |
| so you're assuming that I am "smelly" and dressed like a nerd because I play ROBLOX? I believe I dress like any other teen, and I use cleansing products daily. (Not axe or anything super intense, i hate those) |
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:59 PM |
I'm confused. This seems to be more of "How to be a stereotypical high school student" than a warning against use of this site. [2]
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:59 PM |
I don`t want to be a stereopical student
This isn`t 2007 |
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| 21 Dec 2013 12:00 AM |
ok i know a lot about computers
and?
it will help me in the future when finding a job.
Thank you mommy for my fat head! |
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| 21 Dec 2013 12:01 AM |
"curlied hair nerd that smells and listens to pinch harmonic 80's hair metal and wearing a ACDC shirt all the time"
do you think this is what we are
we're actually fat, valve-loving geeks who listen to k-on music, look at drawings of asian women with spaghetti flowing out of our pockets at the speed of sound
~ oh, whistle round the world... ~ |
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fellex
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| 21 Dec 2013 12:01 AM |
my hair is straight, i hate that music and adcd can go die
..and i play ROBLOX in grade 11 OMG CRIMINAL |
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| 27 May 2014 05:06 PM |
| This forum post is completely out of context with the title. You hardly even talked about roblox. It's just a cruddy guide on how to dress nice, have nice hair, and talk about "Normal things". |
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| 27 May 2014 05:07 PM |
| This is just a lame and overcomplicated guide on how to dress well. |
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