ROnion
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| 24 Nov 2013 02:37 PM |
Despite the blatantly obvious failure of most ugly items in the past, ROBLOX continues to release ugly holiday items in the hopes that they will end up like No-I-Swear-I'm-Straight Shaggy. This Thanksgiving's lineup features, you guessed it, turkeys and pilgrims, completely ignoring the Native Americans who got royally screwed over in this whole deal. Items this year include:
Turkey Shoulderfriend - A hideous turkey that sits on your shoulder and smells bad. Like seriously, have you ever smelled a turkey? Talk about ugh.
Unfriendly Turkey Friend - An exact copy of Turkey Shoulderfriend, just as a gear and with a name that makes no sense.
Crazed Turkey Disguise - People with animal fetishes wear these when they--never mind.
Angry Turkey Warrior - An idiotic combination as turkeys would make horrible warriors. They are incapable of holding weapons, and their only defense would be their claws, which they can't use because otherwise they would fall over because they're too fat. Beaks are also useless because of the giant tumor turkeys have on the side of their head that would fly around and hit them whenever they attacked. No one is sure how these things have managed to survive in the wild, because they are completely unsuited for everything.
ROBLOX wishes you a happy Thanksgiving, and asks that Jews not be offended by a lack of dreidel and menorah hats. |
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ownage20
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| 24 Nov 2013 02:39 PM |
10/10
You're really good at this. Lol. |
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epuk
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| 24 Nov 2013 02:40 PM |
LOL'D. 10/10
- mlpearsall, add 2k posts |
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ROnion
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HinesXV
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| 24 Nov 2013 02:46 PM |
Good.
10/10
-Do you even Mx?- |
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1001Legos
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| 24 Nov 2013 02:46 PM |
| 12/10, yet again you don't fail to make me laugh |
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| 24 Nov 2013 02:49 PM |
| I give it a 1 out of 10 - Guest |
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ROnion
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| 24 Nov 2013 02:51 PM |
| @super life = ruined qqqqqqqqqq |
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| 24 Nov 2013 03:16 PM |
| i was pretending to be a guest |
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ROnion
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| 24 Nov 2013 04:23 PM |
| @super That's why it hurts! |
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Transfuse
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| 20 Dec 2013 11:19 AM |
| I like the crazed turkey one lol |
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NAT421
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