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Re: The Laws of Gabenites

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Shovuc is not online. Shovuc
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19 Dec 2013 11:01 AM
1. Thou shalt worship thy Gabe Newell with all thy heart

2. Playstations and Xbox systems shalt be sacrifices to thy PC, which is spotless and perfect, and a sign of what is to come.

3. No true Gabenite shall EVER play a console iteration of any multi-plat, or thy soul is in risk of damnation for eternity; if thy do so anyway, it is of importance that you cleanse thy soul by burning thy console.

4. Gabe is love Gabe is life

5. If thy have a burning desire to play a console, thy must only play Nintendo Wii U.

6. No true Gabenite shalt not view a thread and not mention cost-effectiveness of PC part picker and piracy.

7. Gabenites shall practice meditating on the sacred scriptures; steam codes.

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Shovuc is not online. Shovuc
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19 Dec 2013 11:05 AM
8. Indies are the second coming of Gaben, and triple A's are the work of Microsoft, which is Satan to Gaben and to the world, and it's influence most be vanquished so the second coming of Gaben can bring love, joy, and peace throughout all of the world; that everyone may experience the euphoric *cough physical* pleasure of building thy own PC and booting up an indie on it.
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simonspeed is not online. simonspeed
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19 Dec 2013 11:32 AM
seems about right.
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legoblox278 is not online. legoblox278
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19 Dec 2013 11:55 AM
Sorry but there's no 3rd law...

2.9. No true Gabenite shall EVER play a console iteration of any multi-plat, or thy soul is in risk of damnation for eternity; if thy do so anyway, it is of importance that you cleanse thy soul by burning thy console.

FIXED.
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Shovuc is not online. Shovuc
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19 Dec 2013 12:10 PM
@lego

Oh...crap...you got me there.

Wish I would have put law 2.95 in there; though shalt not acknowledge the number that comes after two.
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legoblox278 is not online. legoblox278
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19 Dec 2013 12:13 PM
Quickly! Make a new thread with this correction to redeem yourself before Gabe Newell unleashes his wrath!
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